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Posted: 11/4/2009 5:55:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 5:57:38 AM EDT
[#1]
Surprise!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:00:10 AM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:


Surprise!


 That's really, really bad.  
 
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:01:48 AM EDT
[#3]
You have to expect these kind of things when you live in Surprise!


Either that guy had serious dedication to slash his own throat, or the Surprise! Police were testing the prototype Haliburton mind control gun.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:03:10 AM EDT
[#4]
interesting
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:06:54 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
interesting


surprising

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:08:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Surprise, Cock Fag!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:09:37 AM EDT
[#7]
He showed them!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:11:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Surprise man slits his own throat after officer Tasers him
by Lisa Halverstadt - Nov. 3, 2009 03:00 PM
The Arizona Republic

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Surprise (AZ) police deployed a Taser on a man early Tuesday as he held a knife on a Surprise street. The man then slit his own throat and died, authorities said.

An officer had stopped the 43-year-old man as he drove in a neighborhood near 163rd Avenue and Jomax Road hours after he was reportedly involved in a domestic-violence incident, said Sgt. Mark Ortega, a Surprise police spokesman.

When the man displayed a large kitchen knife, the officer asked him to drop his weapon. When he did not, the officer used the Taser, Ortega said.
At the same time, the man was holding a knife to his throat. He cut himself across the neck, Ortega said.

Other officers responded to the scene just after 2:40 a.m. and police attempted to provide care before firefighters arrived.

The Surprise man was airlifted to John C. Lincoln North Mountain Hospital where he was soon pronounced dead, said Kevin Pool, assistant fire chief in Surprise.

Police had planned to speak to the man about the domestic-violence incident but could not provide additional details about the case, Ortega said.

The spokesman said detectives are investigating the death.
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/11/03/20091103gl-nwvsuicide1103-ON.html

Wow.


Awesome.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:11:29 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:12:19 AM EDT
[#10]
Does everyone get buttseckz when they drive past the city limits?


Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:18:38 AM EDT
[#11]
i bet the cops were surprised that something like that could happen in surprise......
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:25:40 AM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


Surprise, Cock Fag!


Exactly what I was thinking








 
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:27:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
You have to expect these kind of things when you live in Surprise!


Either that guy had serious dedication to slash his own throat, or the Surprise! Police were testing the prototype Haliburton mind control gun.


I thought the title was more like, surprise! man cuts himself after cops taze. But didn't realize it was a town.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:29:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You have to expect these kind of things when you live in Surprise!


Either that guy had serious dedication to slash his own throat, or the Surprise! Police were testing the prototype Haliburton mind control gun.


I thought the title was more like, surprise! man cuts himself after cops taze. But didn't realize it was a town.


And I thought it was a guy in drag.....
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:30:37 AM EDT
[#15]
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In before the "ban tasers cuz they cause surprise throat slitting" crowd.  




SOOOO true.

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:30:55 AM EDT
[#16]
Stupid hurts sometimes.

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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:30:56 AM EDT
[#17]
Play stupid games.....
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:32:29 AM EDT
[#18]

Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:34:02 AM EDT
[#19]
So, he died after being tased. If I follow the logic of the "tasers are the debbil" folks, the taser caused his death, right?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:34:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:35:56 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You have to expect these kind of things when you live in Surprise!


Either that guy had serious dedication to slash his own throat, or the Surprise! Police were testing the prototype Haliburton mind control gun.


I thought the title was more like, surprise! man cuts himself after cops taze. But didn't realize it was a town.


And I thought it was a guy in drag.....


Hahahahah, took me a while to get that one. Niccee.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 6:38:44 AM EDT
[#22]
6 pints of blood to mop up
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:07:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:12:11 AM EDT
[#24]
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You know, after reading hundreds of these articles I'm fully convinced that the newspapers find the most inarticulate, incoherent, incompetent sons of bitches they possibly can to write them.


Ever seen a bunch of journalism majors?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:15:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:16:41 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Surprise!







 
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:37:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Don't fuck with me !  I'll cut my own throat ! !

Wait ..... What ?
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:44:03 AM EDT
[#28]
Surprise police tazed a Surprise man on a Surprise street.








 
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:45:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Surprising stuff happens in towns named Surprise.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:46:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
You know, after reading hundreds of these articles I'm fully convinced that the newspapers find the most inarticulate, incoherent, incompetent sons of bitches they possibly can to write them.




So true
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:48:35 AM EDT
[#31]
Surprise, AZ - buttsecks capital of the world.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 8:55:35 AM EDT
[#32]
i read it as "surprised" man.

boy was I surprised after reading
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:08:22 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
You know, after reading hundreds of these articles I'm fully convinced that the newspapers find the most inarticulate, incoherent, incompetent sons of bitches they possibly can to write them.


Nah, eager educated reporters write them.  Only editors, supervisors and politicians get paid more to fuck shit up worse than a meatloaf in a dish washer.
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:11:11 AM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:15:00 AM EDT
[#35]
at  2:40  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I  



"Isn't anybody going to help that poor man??!"   "Hush, Harriet! That’s a sure way to get him killed! "
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:16:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:25:07 AM EDT
[#37]




Quoted:

Surprise!




LOLOLOL!!!!
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:26:46 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 11/4/2009 9:30:13 AM EDT
[#39]
Good slit.

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