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Posted: 11/2/2009 3:55:37 PM EDT
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:56:37 PM EDT
[#1]
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:17 PM EDT
[#2]
Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store...

E-coli isn't hard to get...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


I see what you did there...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:57:26 PM EDT
[#4]
ATM from his gay lover
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:41 PM EDT
[#5]



Quoted:


How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


ATM.

 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:47 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.
 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:58:52 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


ATM from his gay lover


This. Gross, Elton.

 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:00:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:01:33 PM EDT
[#9]
fuck I think we might be related
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:03:32 PM EDT
[#10]
probably ate a bad weiner
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:04:07 PM EDT
[#11]




Quoted:

He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.




how long have you been waiting to use that line? hahahhahaahhahaha





he did have some good songs for sure





not him but a good version I think (rocket man)






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-oQ––U-WaQ






Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:05:41 PM EDT
[#12]
E-Coli or teh AIDS?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:07:56 PM EDT
[#13]


tainted sausage




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:12:52 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:


tainted sausage







Or just taint period.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:19:53 PM EDT
[#15]
You just can't make this shit up . . .



Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:20:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Must have gotten ahold of some bad meat or something....
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:21:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

IBTPTL

(In before the poop thread lock.)
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:34:15 PM EDT
[#18]
ATM?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:37:22 PM EDT
[#19]
edit. Damn, I suck at reading.

 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:38:25 PM EDT
[#20]


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:38:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Tainted tube steak





Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:39:54 PM EDT
[#22]
I bet he ain't feeling the love tonight
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:41:57 PM EDT
[#23]
I can't resist - and I'm surprised this hasn't been posted already

Bad meat in the can.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:42:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:48:03 PM EDT
[#25]
+=
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:51:00 PM EDT
[#26]
I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick.



I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:52:51 PM EDT
[#27]


OHHHHH!!!!    A.T.M.    Got it.

Oh man, that's there is some sick shit.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:57:00 PM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

I've had it. Nothing to do with gay anything ... I've never been that sick.



I hope he has a speedy recovery. Poor guy. I wouldn't wish that OR salmonella on my worst enemy.




My best friend got it the beginning of September. He lost a lot of weight real quick. He also said it felt as bad as someone kicking him in the balls every 15 minutes or so.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:57:09 PM EDT
[#29]


Surely Elton John wouldn't be receiving anal creampies from gay lovers with AIDS, now would he?

Surely not.

Nice pix.

John
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:58:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?

Spinach, strawberries, anything from Jack in the Box.


 


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:00:57 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:







OHHHHH!!!!    A.T.M.    Got it.



Oh man, that's there is some sick shit.


Yeah... I guess if your picturing Elton John blowin some dude after ass fuckin, but what about Rosario Dawson blowin YOU after some ass fuckin?  Hmm... hmm... hmm...?





 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:02:43 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.



LOL
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:08:29 PM EDT
[#33]





Not trying to be a smart ass...just learned to post pictures.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:10:45 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


Oh my.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:21:00 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?



by having dried up, kibble's and bits where they should not be......

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:24:08 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Probably from a shitty restaurant or bad food from the store...



E-coli isn't hard to get...


Actually, you're spot-on.



E. coli comes from fecal contamination in food.  To put it simply, you have to eat some shit to get it.



 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:44:55 PM EDT
[#38]
Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host.

Especially bad with nuts in it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:00:40 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:06:40 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How do you get e-coli? Ingesting what?


bad food or from performing oral sex on a man who's penis was used in anal sex without washing afterward.


I'm not used to hearing such a clinical response here.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 6:11:09 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Packed fudge. that shit is full of E-coli that can't get out so it attacks the host.



Especially bad with nuts in it.







 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:04:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
He's a great piano player, but he sucks on the organ.


I see what you did there...


I see it too
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:06:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Maybe he just has an impacted colon.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:15:04 PM EDT
[#44]
He is always ready for the movers as his shit is always packed.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:17:03 PM EDT
[#45]
E coli is nasty stuff. You could get kidnay damage from it. No fun.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 7:23:43 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
probably ate a bad weiner




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