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Posted: 11/2/2009 3:19:03 PM EDT
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
 



The End
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:22:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Hows your divorce going?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:28:21 PM EDT
[#2]
i lold
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:32:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like Truth to me.

Fairy tale not so much.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:08 PM EDT
[#4]


Freedom is nice.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:42:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Thank you for writing my autobiography, well done.








ETA: except for the proposal part.

 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:29:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:38:37 PM EDT
[#7]




Quoted:

Real short Fairy Tale.



Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.

She says yes and they live happily ever after.

The End.




I call shenanigans
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:39:17 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Real short Fairy Tale.



Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.

She says yes and they live happily ever after.

The End.




I call shenanigans


+1 totally unbelievable.

 


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:44:29 PM EDT
[#9]
All'yall are doing it wrong.  
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:49:25 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans

+1 totally unbelievable.  



this...he's full of shit...

eta: my old man has been married for 27 years now and he will be the first to tell you that he has to deal with plenty of headaches. He still says he would do it the same way...but its not exactly "happily ever after"
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:01:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


Completly Made up
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 6:01:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Hows your divorce going?



Great! Thanks for asking.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:10:28 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans


Yo! Guys! It's a FAIRY tale It's supposed to be far fetched.

Don in Ohio
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:11:32 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
 



The End


Brevity is the soul of wit.  That's way too long.  A much funnier version would simply be:

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after."
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:16:02 PM EDT
[#15]
There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe
She had so many children...
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:16:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:29:23 PM EDT
[#17]
^^^That's pretty funny
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:31:03 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.



where's my tinfoil?


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:32:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted and made really good friends with his right hand.
 



The End


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 4:42:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe
She had so many children...


Her uterus fell out.
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