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Posted: 10/31/2009 4:58:56 PM EDT
All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!
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Posted: 10/31/2009 4:59:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Molon candy |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:00:13 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line..................
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:00:18 PM EDT
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Get off my lawn.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:01:32 PM EDT
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It's the paranoid streak here that has the posters worried about give out $10 worth of candy to "Obama voters", gun haters, and illegal aliens.
I've got five or so pounds worth and when it's gone the lights will go out. Nobody has come by yet but it's not dark yet. 77 degrees and clear ... should be a busy night. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:02:15 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line.................. Yeah, well I know you: 1. BOUGHT THE CANDY 2. Sat down on couch with candy 3. Ate all the fucking candy 4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out. 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:03:03 PM EDT
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I don't think these guys realize that they are drawing attention to themselves by trying not to draw attention to themselves. You weird fuckers wear camo in the woods but you won't wear the sheepleflage in the neighborhood. Makes no sense and that is why you are a complete joke.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:03:09 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line.................. Yeah, well I know you: 1. BOUGHT THE CANDY 2. Sat down on couch with candy 3. Ate all the fucking candy 4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out. Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:03:22 PM EDT
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Hey, I took your advice. I just shit in your kids bag. Happy Halloween to you too!
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:03:33 PM EDT
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you just made the list buddy 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:03:38 PM EDT
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Word. 20 year olds trying to act like grumpy old men without the life experiences to go along with it just come across as sociopaths.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:04:46 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line.................. Yeah, well I know you: 1. BOUGHT THE CANDY 2. Sat down on couch with candy 3. Ate all the fucking candy 4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out. Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal. I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting... |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:05:41 PM EDT
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I'm waiting, it's dark here and no trick or treaters yet.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:05:47 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line.................. Yeah, well I know you: 1. BOUGHT THE CANDY 2. Sat down on couch with candy 3. Ate all the fucking candy 4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out. Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal. I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting... You seem to have "peckers" on your mind. Hmmmmmm. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:05:58 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Ok tough guy. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:07:08 PM EDT
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I ate all of the candy already.
 Sorry kids.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:08:01 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Ok tough guy. Question, is YOUR house giving out candy? |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:08:13 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Come on over and knock 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:08:57 PM EDT
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I did. The kids came and raped my candy. I did save about 5 blowpops for myself, though
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:09:50 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Come on over and knock http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8763/flubh.jpg You know, some kids cannot yet read... |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:10:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Molon candy  I figure the guys who chase tricker treaters off their lawn with an sks are the same guys who run and hide in the cellar when someone knocks on the door after dark |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:10:21 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Come on over and knock http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8763/flubh.jpg You know, some kids cannot yet read... Those kids have their parents with them. We've been watching costumes on CC TV all night. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:10:37 PM EDT
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Ain't my kids to fuckin' entertain.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:10:54 PM EDT
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Bla Bla Bla. You're first in line.................. Yeah, well I know you: 1. BOUGHT THE CANDY 2. Sat down on couch with candy 3. Ate all the fucking candy 4. Did not wash your chocolate covered hands before rubbing one out. Bud, I just lost 40 pounds in 3 weeks, candy wasn't part of the deal. I see you did not deny the chocolate on yer pecker though, interesting... You seem to have "peckers" on your mind. Hmmmmmm. WOW, great comeback...  
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:13:34 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! Molon candy 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:14:03 PM EDT
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I never get kids at my apartment building, but I am always prepared for trick-or-treaters.
I guess I kind of hope they will come. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:14:18 PM EDT
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You talk a big game behind your keyboard.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:14:32 PM EDT
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We're handing out candy for the first time in ten years or so... We bought two big bags and are almost out.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:14:51 PM EDT
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Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy?
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:15:03 PM EDT
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You know some of us may have court orders against giving out candy...
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:15:55 PM EDT
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You talk a big game behind your keyboard. We just did a 3 hour trick or treat hike around my hood... So I guess I have not been behind my keyboard ALL night, eh? |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:15:57 PM EDT
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I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn)
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:16:07 PM EDT
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I have been saving the mints from the restaurants all year, and hardly a Trick-or-Treater has come by. I will need to reevaluate whether I should go to the effort of collecting mints next year.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:16:25 PM EDT
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We're handing out candy for the first time in ten years or so... We bought two big bags and are almost out. Fun Isn't it? 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:17:05 PM EDT
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Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy? I didn't say you HAD to. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:17:18 PM EDT
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better get IN on one on this
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:17:25 PM EDT
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We are handing it out left and right. Sheesh, tons of kids this year.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:17:39 PM EDT
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Yeah people around here can be complete loons sometimes. Worked up about the stupidest shit.
I love Halloween and the holiday spirit. I just wish we had more kids come around instead of the 6-7 small groups we usually get. This is the first year we ran out of candy (since my wife scaled back based previous years) and I'm kinda bummed we had to turn the lights out. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:18:04 PM EDT
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I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn) Quoted for Acronym FAIL |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:18:52 PM EDT
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I'm sorry I didn't give you candy. GTOMY. (get the f*** off my lawn) Quoted for Acronym FAIL
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:19:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:19:52 PM EDT
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All you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN! You'll have to get past the minefield first, sally. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:20:22 PM EDT
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I'm stuck at work, wish I could be home I like seeing the kids in their costumes.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:20:29 PM EDT
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Last year we had maybe ten trick-or-treaters. Tonight we've had over one hundred
 . I had to make two candy runs tonight.
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:20:35 PM EDT
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But It's for the kids!
Really. There weren't many kids out tonight lots of rain over here. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:21:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy? I didn't say you HAD to. So the imperative in your thread title, saying FUCK YOU and that you are going to be there when they go down isn't intended to pressure anyone into doing what you want him to do? Ok. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:23:00 PM EDT
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I predict that in the next five years halloween will be done and over with. There were about ten houses, if that, in my area that were giving out candy this year.
ETA I was out grilling my dinner while kids were running around, my house looks creepy enough so no one comes near it anyway. No, I don't give out candy. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:23:51 PM EDT
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complainers like you get taco seasoning and ketchup packets
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:24:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Molon candyAll you paranoid fucking hermits that think giving out candy is too much of a pain in the ass to get your fat worthless ass off the couch, FUCK YOU. The whole neighborhood hates you and talks about you "that crazy guy with the Protected by Smith and Wesson sticker" wondering when you are gonna snap. I will be there when you do bub, and you are GOING DOWN!  I would probably get some candy to give out if I lived in an area where there were kids out looking for it. |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:25:20 PM EDT
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Who are you to tell someone that they HAVE to give out candy? I didn't say you HAD to. So the imperative in your thread title, saying FUCK YOU and that you are going to be there when they go down isn't intended to pressure anyone into doing what you want him to do? Ok. Hey, if you are the kind of guy that can be pressured by an interwebs guy, so be it. I would say SOME on this board are not that type. 
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Posted: 10/31/2009 5:25:27 PM EDT
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Word. 20 year olds trying to act like grumpy old men without the life experiences to go along with it just come across as sociopaths. Funny part about this grumpy old man is that I love Halloween more than the kids do. |
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