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Posted: 2/13/2002 1:22:51 PM EDT
I plan to strip her clean, rub oil all over her, wipe her down, give her holes some good swabbing, put her back in the gun safe and go get some pizza.

Oh, and my wife's getting flowers.  How's 'bout you guys?
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 1:42:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2002 2:35:25 PM EDT
[#2]
I was thinking of getting her a .50 BMG with a dozen long stem roses stuck down the barrel.  Once the roses wilt, I'll take the vase, if you get my drift.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 2:42:46 PM EDT
[#3]

Crap!
I knew I was forgetting something.

Link Posted: 2/13/2002 2:50:28 PM EDT
[#4]
This one's a done deal.  NIB Colt Pony.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 2:50:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Valentine's Day also happens to be my birthday, so I'll be the one getting the "presents." [}:D]

Oh, and she'll get a half dozen long-stem... carnations (she doesn't like roses), a massage, and other niceties.
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 3:01:41 PM EDT
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My fiancee is so ungrateful.  This year, I told her ahead of time what she was going to get for Valentine's day:

M16 Registered Receiver
20 NIW USGI 30-rd mags
10000 rounds of Q3131A
Gemtech can

She got mad at me for some reason...

[:D]
Link Posted: 2/13/2002 3:09:03 PM EDT
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Quoted:
My fiancee is so ungrateful.  This year, I told her ahead of time what she was going to get for Valentine's day:

M16 Registered Receiver
20 NIW USGI 30-rd mags
10000 rounds of Q3131A
Gemtech can

She got mad at me for some reason...

[:D]
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do you suppose its because she wants more mags or ammo?
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