[b]So how bad is it doc?[/b]

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I've handles cases like this before.  I'm sorry to say that the patient is terminal.  Please arrange to have her transported to me for proper treatment.

The only problem I can diagnose is ammunition deficiency.  Take thirty rounds of SS-109 and call me in the morning.

That'll be $400, please.

Hammer seems to be frozen in place. It is in dire need of a transplant. Could cost you big. You have insurance I hope.

Looks like an infestation of screws in the pistol grip.  Call Orkin.

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Yes, this firearm should be invisible to x-ray, or at least that's what the gun grabbers tell us.

Send to me for analysis of the problem.

Congradulations Sir, It's a Boy.[beer]

And he's hung like a horse!

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