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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:14:44 PM EDT

What's the best line in "Full Metal Jacket?"

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:16:29 PM EDT

[#1]

"Hell, I like you; you can come to my house and fuck my sister!"
....guess who

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:17:08 PM EDT

[#2]

"Better you than me" or "whatta we get for ten dollars" lol

i kid, i kid!

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:17:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Better him than me

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:17:10 PM EDT

[#4]

how do you shoot women, children?.......easy, just don't lead em so much.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:18:38 PM EDT

[#5]

how do you shoot women, children?.......easy, just don't lead em so much.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:19:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Get the fuck down off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off my obstacle you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! I will get through to you Private Pile! If it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:21:34 PM EDT

[#7]

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:22:11 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Get the fuck down off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off my obstacle you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! I will get through to you Private Pile! If it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

+1 or

"Hell, I like you; you can come to my house and fuck my sister!"

My 2 favorite quotes. Also I like the "Soul brotha too buku (sp?)"

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:22:43 PM EDT

[#9]

too many and all ad-libbed by Ermey

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:23:38 PM EDT

[#10]

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:23:47 PM EDT

[#11]

you guys should do a story one me some time.....why?.....cuz im so fuckin good

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:24:23 PM EDT

[#12]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"I bet if there was some pussy on top of that obstacle you could get your fat ass up there!"

"If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now!"

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it?"

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:25:06 PM EDT

[#13]

"You seen any combat?"

"Well I've seen a little on TV..."

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:27:36 PM EDT

[#14]

We gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:30:53 PM EDT

[#15]

I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:32:43 PM EDT

[#16]

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:33:54 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
how do you shoot women, children?.......easy, just don't lead em so much.

this

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:35:25 PM EDT

[#18]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!

You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.

Anyone who runs, is a VC. Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!

Most awesome movie of all time.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:36:00 PM EDT

[#19]

You'd better flush out your head new guy. This isn't about freedom. This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang."

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:37:55 PM EDT

[#20]

The ones that run are VC.

The ones that dont run, are WELL TRAINED VC.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:38:46 PM EDT

[#21]

"Today is Christmas...You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corp!

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:44:38 PM EDT

[#22]

Actually, this one beats all-

"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom;
this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my
word is "poontang".
"

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:55:40 PM EDT

[#23]

You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

Posted: 9/20/2009 10:57:43 PM EDT

[#24]

"Too buku!".

I love it when my wife says that to me.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:02:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

"Too buku!".

I love it when my wife says that to me.

I love it when she says it to me too.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:03:00 PM EDT

[#26]

That's like asking me which one of my children I love the most. A better question is "Is there a bad line in Full Metal Jacket?"

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:04:50 PM EDT

[#27]

Maybe after you eat the peanuts outta my shit!

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:08:59 PM EDT

[#28]

Best remake of FMJ

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:18:33 PM EDT

[#29]

"Is that you, John Wayne?"

"Is this me?"

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:21:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Animal Mother to Eight Ball, " Hey Jungle Bunny, thank God for the Sickle Cell." Then he goes on to risk his life to save the same guy. Gotta love Animal Mother.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:24:10 PM EDT

[#31]

God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:24:47 PM EDT

[#32]

Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:28:02 PM EDT

[#33]

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun"

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:28:45 PM EDT

[#34]

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun"

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:29:31 PM EDT

[#35]

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun"

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:30:52 PM EDT

[#36]

oops! triple tap.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:35:21 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun"

Shit, he even got the chorus right.

Posted: 9/20/2009 11:40:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Did your parents have any children that lived? Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece !

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:12:19 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Gotta love Animal Mother.

Animal Mother made the move. The latter half would not have even come close to being as dark and fucked up without him.

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:12:40 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
how do you shoot women, children?.......easy, just don't lead em so much.

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:23:12 AM EDT

[#41]

Jesus H. Christ.

What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PILE?

Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!

A JELLY DOUGHNUT?

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:24:06 AM EDT

[#42]

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

"what we have here is a fine specimen of Alabama black snake. now it may be big...but it aint too goddamn beaucoup"

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:35:52 AM EDT

[#43]

Love that movie.

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:46:54 AM EDT

[#44]

I couldn't name just one. There are so many in that movie that are epic.

Posted: 9/21/2009 12:49:01 AM EDT

[#45]

who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M I C K E Y M O U S E!

Posted: 9/21/2009 1:26:11 AM EDT

[#46]

"What are we, fucking lost or something?"

"Joker, shut the FUCK up...."

Posted: 9/21/2009 1:57:45 AM EDT

[#47]

whats your major malfunction numbnuts?

Posted: 9/21/2009 2:02:25 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

One of my favorite lines ever.