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Posted: 9/20/2009 6:50:31 AM EDT
and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!?
ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 6:52:04 AM EDT
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I got bit on the knee 15 or so years ago.... I'm still waiting.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 6:52:49 AM EDT
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Dibs on guns, ammo, magazines, optics, bank accounts and electronics!!!!
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Posted: 9/20/2009 6:59:21 AM EDT
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Wash it good. Get antibiotics. If you go to the doctor, expect to get hasseled by the Man. If you can't prove the cat has had a rabies shot, then you should expect one of those.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 6:59:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: I got bit on the knee 15 or so years ago.... I'm still waiting. What did you use as an excuse for your scar? I need something good, besides "Yea, I got bit by a cat." |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:00:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Wash it good. Get antibiotics. If you go to the doctor, expect to get hasseled by the Man. If you can't prove the cat has had a rabies shot, then you should expect one of those. Werecat does not fear infection. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:02:54 AM EDT
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Cat bites can be very dangerous. In '98 I got my finger bitten to the bone. I had to spend 48 hours in the hospital on IV antibiotics and then 10 more days carrying around an infusion pump.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:03:53 AM EDT
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Keep a mirror handy, watch for signs, eat a gun.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:19:08 AM EDT
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I got bit on the knee 15 or so years ago.... I'm still waiting. What did you use as an excuse for your scar? I need something good, besides "Yea, I got bit by a cat." mountain lion/tiger=cat. Use that and it's more impressive and only a lie in the sense of type of cat. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:21:02 AM EDT
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In before TED NUGENT
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:23:47 AM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these?
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:24:17 AM EDT
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I got bit on the knee 15 or so years ago.... I'm still waiting. What did you use as an excuse for your scar? I need something good, besides "Yea, I got bit by a cat." mountain lion/tiger=cat. Use that and it's more impressive and only a lie in the sense of type of cat. Bad run in with pussy. 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:25:12 AM EDT
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The fucker was marking its prey. Take its head before him and his pack come back for you. It's the only way. Dibs on your gear. - too late.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:28:44 AM EDT
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Oh HEEEELLLLL no! I would eat a silver bullet, with some tuna. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got bit on the knee 15 or so years ago.... I'm still waiting. What did you use as an excuse for your scar? I need something good, besides "Yea, I got bit by a cat." mountain lion/tiger=cat. Use that and it's more impressive and only a lie in the sense of type of cat. Highly illogical, but worth a shot. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:30:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:36:35 AM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Yes, very much so. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:37:26 AM EDT
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I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Not at all. Any time I see sharp teeth and a chance of rabies I immediately think of ways to Houdini my wang into said playground. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:41:57 AM EDT
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Then I don't want to be right.
Quoted: Quoted: I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Not at all. Any time I see sharp teeth and a chance of rabies I immediately think of ways to Houdini my wang into said playground. Ahhhh, come on man, it looks like a vagina. Get rid of the teeth and it's go time! |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:44:56 AM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? The worst. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:51:02 AM EDT
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So whose cat was it? Yours? Neighbors? Feral?
We need answers dammit!  |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:54:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Let me show you something that you may or may not be ready to come to terms with.  |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:55:09 AM EDT
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if you bled go straight to the doctor and get antibiotics. Cat bites are nasty, I got one and my hand swelled up like a grapefruit, had to be cut open and debraided (I guess that is what they call cleaning it out) and I drained a nasty pussy fluid for 10 days.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:56:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: So whose cat was it? Yours? Neighbors? Feral? We need answers dammit! Went over buddies house who got the UFC fight. Made fun of him for having a cat, then was lured into petting the cat by cat's black magic powers. Out of nowhere, the fucker jumps up, claws at and bites me. Crazy fucking cat. He does it all the time apparently though. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:56:17 AM EDT
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I've been bitten by my cats LOTS of times. I'm still waiting as well.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 7:58:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Let me show you something that you may or may not be ready to come to terms with. http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3275/opossum50391.jpg I see a vagina. You see, and draw, a cock and balls. Nuff said maestro. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:05:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Wow, cock and balls huh? All I did is highlight the part that looks like a little battle axe.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Let me show you something that you may or may not be ready to come to terms with. http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3275/opossum50391.jpg I see a vagina. You see, and draw, a cock and balls. Nuff said maestro. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:06:52 AM EDT
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Cat bites hurt like a MoFo , worse then dog bites in my experience .
I made the mistake of trying to pick up my cat when it was in a face off with a dog . As soon as I touched its back , it turned around at warp speed and clamped onto my hand . Right in the web between the thumb and forefinger . Once it realized it was me it let go , but the damage was done . I washed it out well and it never got infected , but my hand and arm were quite sore and tender for a good week . I know it was my fault for messing with a freaked out cat , but damn I wanted snap it's neck 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:13:59 AM EDT
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Wow, cock and balls huh? All I did is highlight the part that looks like a little battle axe. Let that be a warning to you if Harv ever invites you over for some melee weapon "training". 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:15:57 AM EDT
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DOES YOU LOOKS LIEK CHEEZBURGER?
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:17:02 AM EDT
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and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!? ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever What were you doing to the cat? Cats just don't attack mindlessly like PBs |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 8:40:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Wow, cock and balls huh? All I did is highlight the part that looks like a little battle axe.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Let me show you something that you may or may not be ready to come to terms with. http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3275/opossum50391.jpg I see a vagina. You see, and draw, a cock and balls. Nuff said maestro. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Quoted: Quoted: and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!? ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever What were you doing to the cat? Cats just don't attack mindlessly like PBs Interesting. Unfortunately, this little furry pile of shit didn't get the memo on that. I was petting it because it wouldn't leave me alone. Damndest thing ever when it snapped and bit me. I think I was scratching behind its ears when it did and seemed to be enjoying it right up until. BTW - It was hardly an attack, but an animal is an animal. Good lesson I suppose. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 9:06:21 AM EDT
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Rabies can make animals irrationally aggressive.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 9:09:58 AM EDT
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Rabies can make animals irrationally aggressive. I must have been born with Rabies
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:05:20 AM EDT
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and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!? ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever [Jeff Foxworthy] Well, if you get the sudden urge to be scratched under your chin and behind your ears.....you might be a werecat. If you have more fun with the box than with the ammo inside...you might be a werecat. If you wake yourself up purring instead of snoring....you might be a werecat. [/ Jeff Foxworthy] |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:14:22 AM EDT
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What were you doing to the cat?
Cats just don't attack mindlessly like PBs Interesting. Unfortunately, this little furry pile of shit didn't get the memo on that. I was petting it because it wouldn't leave me alone. Damndest thing ever when it snapped and bit me. I think I was scratching behind its ears when it did and seemed to be enjoying it right up until. BTW - It was hardly an attack, but an animal is an animal. Good lesson I suppose. Actually, some cats do attack mindlessly. I had a cat that I named Psycho, because he was. He'd want to be petted, would purr, arch his back while you petted him, the whole nine yards....then he'd turn around and latch on with all his teeth and claws. Ask Troubleshooter about that. You always had to be careful when you pet him, and be ready to pull your hand away quick. I learned to read cat body language well. In over a year, he only got me once. Of course, Psycho and I came to an agreement, and he ended up deciding he was my guard cat, I was his personal human, and followed me around everywhere––down to placing himself between me and TS when on the porch....only cat I ever saw that didn't take to TS (of course, TS wanting to have him killed and tested for rabies may have had something to do with that. However, I'd had a dog that had gone rabid once, so I knew the signs). Anyway, I think he'd been abused as a kitten or something. He wasn't mean, not really...he WANTED to be loved, and he was affectionate and loyal as a dog....I honestly think he had one vicious case of PTSD. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:15:46 AM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? That's a guy IIRC. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:22:16 AM EDT
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Cat bites can be very dangerous. In '98 I got my finger bitten to the bone. I had to spend 48 hours in the hospital on IV antibiotics and then 10 more days carrying around an infusion pump. +1 Deep cat bites have an 80% infection rate according to UpToDate.com. Part of the reason is because of the very long incisors which will deposit bacteria very deep in the wound. I'm not saying to run out to the ER right now but I will not be surprised at all if you get an infection. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:23:18 AM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? It makes you a Furry. 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:24:39 AM EDT
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if you bled go straight to the doctor and get antibiotics. Cat bites are nasty, I got one and my hand swelled up like a grapefruit, had to be cut open and debraided (I guess that is what they call cleaning it out) and I drained a nasty pussy fluid for 10 days. 
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:25:16 AM EDT
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Everybody should remember, cats are predators. They are killers.
They're not psycho; they're just vicious little killers. And when they get excited, or annoyed, sometimes they bite. If they aren't grabbing hold and trying to turn your arm into a bloody canoe while chewing your hand off, they're not really trying to hurt you. Even then, sometimes I think they just act like the predatory killers they are. They play/fight/interact with each other that way, too you know. If you're going to have cats, accept it. It's part of what makes them cats. And I'll say this... I've been scratched and bitten MANY, MANY times, and have yet to get any sort of infection from it. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:27:09 AM EDT
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and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!? ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever Have you found and disposed of the car yet?
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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:29:31 AM EDT
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and no transformation yet. Werecat has not taken hold it would seem. What are the signs man!? ETA: I would be the lamest villain ever What were you doing to the cat? Cats just don't attack mindlessly like PBs It's not mindless. Said cat was in full control of mind when it committed said heinous act. I think the word you might be looking for was "pointless" as in lacking just cause or provocation. To which I reply, "It's a cat."
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Posted: 9/20/2009 11:29:38 AM EDT
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Cats make great fox bait.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 11:40:47 AM EDT
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My LPO in the shop had his hand bitten by a cat with clawmidia(hehe) and his hand was infected. His hand now is stuck with lack of nerves and stays in the form of a crab claw, kind of like he is always holding a pen. I fuckin hated that dude!
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Posted: 9/20/2009 11:41:48 AM EDT
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My LPO in the shop had his hand bitten by a cat with clawmidia(hehe) and his hand was infected. His hand now is stuck with lack of nerves and stays in the form of a crab claw, kind of like he is always holding a pen. I fuckin hated that dude!
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Posted: 9/20/2009 11:42:24 AM EDT
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My LPO in the shop had his hand bitten by a cat with clawmidia(hehe) and his hand was infected. His hand now is stuck with lack of nerves and stays in the form of a crab claw, kind of like he is always holding a pen. I fuckin hated that dude!
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Posted: 9/20/2009 12:24:32 PM EDT
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Yo Rincon 11, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Steve Irwin had one of the best animal attacks of all time.
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Posted: 9/20/2009 12:28:32 PM EDT
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Where did the cat bite you?
(not where as in geography where, but where as in biology class where )
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Posted: 9/20/2009 1:13:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: Yo Rincon 11, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Steve Irwin had one of the best animal attacks of all time. Shut your gay fish mouth, gay fish. Quoted: Where did the cat bite you? (not where as in geography where, but where as in biology class where )Forearm, just above the wrist. Little fucking, ass bastard. |
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Posted: 9/20/2009 1:18:09 PM EDT
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You sure it wasn't one of these? http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/opossum-50391.jpg I kind of want to put my penis in that. Does that make me a bad person? Why yes, yes it does!
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Posted: 9/20/2009 1:23:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: DOES YOU LOOKS LIEK CHEEZBURGER? Negative, I am a meat popsicle. |
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