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Posted: 9/20/2009 3:17:07 AM EDT

...And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:19:29 AM EDT

[#1]

You ain't getting my jelly donut.

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:20:18 AM EDT

[#2]

I don't like jelly donuts.

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:20:27 AM EDT

[#3]

I really do need to go exercise

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:20:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Your post was punishment enough. Please stop.

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:21:58 AM EDT

[#5]

Oh yeah.. well I bet you can't take a full power shot from squatdog!

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:27:44 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Your post was punishment enough. Please stop.

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:32:27 AM EDT

[#7]

Can I fuck your sister?

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:35:30 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:36:42 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

What ya got to trade?

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:37:57 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

Get it right, at least, maggot.

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:38:17 AM EDT

[#11]

Boston Cream please

Posted: 9/20/2009 3:40:02 AM EDT

[#12]

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:09:17 AM EDT

[#13]

If I'm paying for it, who's eating it?

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:11:04 AM EDT

[#14]

You're at work, aren't you?

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:24:23 AM EDT

[#15]

I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PRIVATE PILE, EVEN IF IT SHORT DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:30:43 AM EDT

[#16]

" The best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as abrown stain on the mattress"

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:33:21 AM EDT

[#17]

How tall are you private!?

Posted: 9/20/2009 5:38:09 AM EDT

[#18]

Useless waste of bandwidth

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:08:26 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Useless waste of bandwidth

Not if you get it.

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:29:13 AM EDT

[#20]

Private Joker, do you believe in the virgin mary?

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:31:44 AM EDT

[#21]

Get on your faces!

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:31:47 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

Get it right, at least, maggot.

I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:32:33 AM EDT

[#23]

From that book suppository building, sir!

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:35:19 AM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:50:47 AM EDT

[#25]

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:53:34 AM EDT

[#26]

You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but a bunch of unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!

Posted: 9/20/2009 6:57:39 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PRIVATE PILE, EVEN IF IT SHORT DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!!!!!!!!

Get the fuck off of this obstacle!

Get the fuck down off of this obstacle!

Get thefuck down off of theis obstacle, you slimy piece of whale shit!

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:01:01 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

Get it right, at least, maggot.

I think he was really asking, not quoting a movie.

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:04:33 AM EDT

[#29]

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I
wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient
culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to
get a confirmed kill!

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:05:25 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IayHnA0cGuc

Anyone who has ever served and been through basic training can easily describe that feeling when a DI finds another recruit in a fucked up position. You didn't fuck up but you knew that the shit storm was headed your way and all that you could do was wait for it to hit. There were a couple of professional fuck ups in my basic training and everyone knew that when the DI changed the tone of their voice because of something those fools did, it was PT city for everyone. Just standing there at attention waiting for the fun to start was a really shitty feeling.

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:07:38 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention?

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:09:08 AM EDT

[#32]

I'm wrapping a soap bar up in a towel right now

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:19:05 AM EDT

[#33]

"I'm askin' the fuckin' questions here, private, do you understand?"

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:25:50 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PRIVATE PILE, EVEN IF IT SHORT DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!!!!!!!!

Get the fuck off of this obstacle!

Get the fuck down off of this obstacle!

Get thefuck down off of theis obstacle, you slimy piece of whale shit!

The whole quote is better.

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:27:24 AM EDT

[#35]

There was a guy I was in the Marines with who's dad was a Marine in Vietnam. That guy in Full metal jacket was his dads drill instructor. I went to his house in Riverside,Ca and saw the picture when we were stationed in Pendleton. His dad says he was a mean bastard.

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:34:04 AM EDT

[#36]

How do you you shoot women and children.....easy...you just don't lead them so much.

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:48:54 AM EDT

[#37]

you owe me one mouse click

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:49:09 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

There was a guy I was in the Marines with who's dad was a Marine in Vietnam. That guy in Full metal jacket was his dads drill instructor. I went to his house in Riverside,Ca and saw the picture when we were stationed in Pendleton. His dad says he was a mean bastard.

The Gunny was never a D.I....

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:52:31 AM EDT

[#39]

The ones that run are Viet Cong. The ones that stand still ... are well disciplined Viet Cong

Posted: 9/20/2009 7:53:50 AM EDT

[#40]

Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life.

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:18:25 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can I fuck your sister?

Get it right, at least, maggot.

I think he was really asking, not quoting a movie.

+1

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:26:17 AM EDT

[#42]

What is that button on your body armor?

A peace symbol, sir.

Where did you get it?

I don't remember, sir.

What is written on your helmet?

"Born to Kill," sir.

You put "Born to Kill" on your helmet and wear a peace button. Is that some kind of sick joke? Well, what does it mean?

I don't know, sir.

You don't know very much. Get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you! Answer my question or you'll stand tall before the Man.

I was referring to the duality of man, sir.

The duality of man?

The Jungian thing, sir.

Whose side are you on?

Our side, sir.

Don't you love your country?

Yes, sir.

Then get with the program. Jump on the team and come on in for the big win. All I ask of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are helping the Vietnamese, because inside every gook, is an American trying to get out.

It's a hardball world, son. We must keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:28:25 AM EDT

[#43]

I'll go push the earth now... BRB.
ETA: SIR, 50 PUSHUPS DONE SIR!

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:39:07 AM EDT

[#44]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...Donuts.

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:46:55 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
...And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!

I don't understand the desire to punish all of ARFCOM.

I could understand wanting to "punish" the attractive ladies, but all of ARFCOM? That's just a bit wierd, dude.

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:48:13 AM EDT

[#46]

best war movie ever!!! except for band of brothers and saving private ryan

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:49:12 AM EDT

[#47]

Go read some of the fat patient threads and you'll get that nasty throwup taste in your mouth just looking at one.

Posted: 9/20/2009 8:49:58 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
best war movie ever!!! except for band of brothers and saving private ryan

Nah, I think FMJ beats Saving Private Ryan. While Band of Brothers is awesome, it really isn't a movie, per se.

Posted: 9/20/2009 9:34:13 AM EDT

[#49]

I'll skip the foreplay.

Posted: 9/20/2009 9:47:05 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

There was a guy I was in the Marines with who's dad was a Marine in Vietnam. That guy in Full metal jacket was his dads drill instructor. I went to his house in Riverside,Ca and saw the picture when we were stationed in Pendleton. His dad says he was a mean bastard.

The Gunny was never a D.I....

This is for you dumbass

I saw the graduation picture hanging on his dads wall.

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