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Posted: 9/19/2009 10:34:49 PM EDT
What could possibly go wrong?

http://writeaprisoner.com/

Felony Murder, Aggravated Robbery



Conspiracy to Commit a Violent Crime



Murder 2nd degree

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:35:35 PM EDT
[#1]
I'd hit that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:38:33 PM EDT
[#2]
me 2
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:40:21 PM EDT
[#3]
None of them deserve to be in prison, anyway. Just ask them.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:40:31 PM EDT
[#4]
At least you don't have to wait for the defect to show itself , that's a plus in my book.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:42:40 PM EDT
[#5]
hmmmm...

Trying to see a Downside.

Write them.....then conjugal visitations....then leave and they are still locked up.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:43:34 PM EDT
[#6]
id drill all three of them, in all three orifices, might cut a fourth and drill it too, lets face it, compared to my family they are all amatuers at crime anyway...

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:43:41 PM EDT
[#7]
i'd do more than write them a letter
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:43:57 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd help #3 bury the body.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:47:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Gotta ask yourself, was that her today or was that photo taken 20 years earlier when she just started her sentence?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:51:18 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
At least you don't have to wait for the defect to show itself , that's a plus in my book.


Great point!

You can either blow half a million dollars and 10 years of your life on a spouse who turns out to be the psychotic spawn of satan, or you can invest 15 minutes and a postage stamp to reach the same point in a relationship...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:53:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you know how much fun you can have making a contest out of this?


First one to get a proposal, first one to get a pic with a caged animal, first to get raunchy letters to post.


We can turn these animals into a sport.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:54:54 PM EDT
[#12]




Quoted:

I'd help #3 bury the body.


She looks like she's fully sleeved on both arms, and I'd like to see where else.
. Crazy chicks are the best,  


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:56:52 PM EDT
[#13]
And for the transgender minded arfcommer:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:57:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Dear Cum Gargling Bitch,  I hope you die in prison. Write soon. Your friend, Pangea.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:02:02 PM EDT
[#15]
At least you would know where they are at night.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:09:56 PM EDT
[#16]
This hottie likes to drink and run into deputy sheriffs:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:11:29 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


And for the transgender minded arfcommer:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/mkern2520/z-69019065-2.jpg


I'm not sure we want to know why you were searching for transgenders.  We're not asking, so please don't tell.




 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:13:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
And for the transgender minded arfcommer:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a42/mkern2520/z-69019065-2.jpg

I'm not sure we want to know why you were searching for transgenders.  We're not asking, so please don't tell.
 




Busted!  
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:17:23 PM EDT
[#19]
Dear Prisoner,



I heard you wanted a pen pal. Well, I'm not your pal, buddy.

Just thought I'd write to tell you what a waste of oxygen I think you are...

Too bad you weren't shot in the act. There's always next time, and we're hopeful.

I hope you strangle yourself with the bed sheet tonight. Sweet dreams scumbag.



Regards, not really.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:17:26 PM EDT
[#20]
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