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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:02:11 PM EDT
Did you hear that in New Zealand,  they've found a new use for sheep?

It's called "wool".
There's a new medication that has been proven to cure Lesbians and turn them into normal heterosexual women.
It's a pill called "Tri-dixagin".
CJ




 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:05:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:05:56 PM EDT
[#2]
My wife needs some "tri-mydickagin"  its not new on the market, its been around for 15yrs..she used to take it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:18:07 PM EDT
[#3]
this thread is a joke
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:09:02 PM EDT
[#4]
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".





The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:28:03 AM EDT
[#5]
What's the difference between the American flag and Courtney Love?


















It's OK to set Courtney on fire......
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:32:55 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:41:35 AM EDT
[#7]
Did ya hear the Obama's had to get rid of their dog?






























Turned out to be a coon dog and kept biting the kids.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:44:04 AM EDT
[#8]
IBTL.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:44:42 AM EDT
[#9]
What's the difference between a woman, and a washing machine?






You can dump a load in the washing machine, and don't have to cuddle afterwards.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 5:54:20 AM EDT
[#10]
You know the difference between a faggot and a freezer?










A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 6:00:42 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
IBTL.


Don't you mean, "In before my punk ass hits the 'report' button"?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:27:23 AM EDT
[#12]
Don't kill my thread over a possible CoC violation.   Anyone who'd do that has definitely gone full retard.





Somewhere out there,  a rock is missing  its slug.  

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:52:05 AM EDT
[#13]
What's the difference between PeeWee Herman  and a microwave?


















A microwave stops when you open the door....
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 7:55:43 AM EDT
[#14]
now why would someone post a stupid fucking joke about the obama dog

gtfo
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