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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:36:28 PM EDT
"Dude, I am so drunk."
I'm sure, man.  That's cool.
"No, dude, I am really drunk."
I know man, you've convinced me.
"No man, i am totally fuckin wasted right now.  You can't believe how drunk I am."
Dude, i've been there.  I know how you feel, just chill out.
"No, seriously, I am probably the drunkest person in the world right now.  I have never been this fucking trashed."
...

repeat every single Saturday...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:39:37 PM EDT
[#1]
prepare for onslaught of 'cool story bro'
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:40:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Not sure but since I have cut way back I notice drunks get on my nerves pretty easy these days.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:41:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Sounds like the voices in Gene5's head arguing.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:41:28 PM EDT
[#4]
preemptive CS,B:

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:41:59 PM EDT
[#5]
I only had 2 beers
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:44:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Why do sober people who are easily offended by  the actions of drunk people hang out with drunk people?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#8]
The mating call of the Southern Belle:

"I'm so DRUUUNK, ya'll!"

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:46:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Why do sober people who are easily offended by  the actions of drunk people hang out with drunk people?


Exactly my thought. I don't hang out with drunk people for that reason.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:47:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Not sure but since I have cut way back I notice drunks get on my nerves pretty easy these days.


Since I quit drinking I  really have noticed the affects of alcohol big time and they are all bad, particularly anyone with a drinking habit

and yes it does get on my nerves.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:48:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Soooooo...how drunk are ya?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:49:06 PM EDT
[#12]
Pull a Kanye on them.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:51:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Yo, drunken tard...

I'm real happy for ya, and Ima let you finish, but Ted Kennedy was the greatest drunk of all time... of ALL TIME!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:51:52 PM EDT
[#14]
I drink as much as the next guy, probably a fair bit more, but I don't feel like I need to call or text message everyone on my contact list to tell them how drunk I am.  I really don't understand why so many people feel the need to do so.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:54:16 PM EDT
[#15]

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:59:23 PM EDT
[#16]

Bool Cory Stah
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:04:52 PM EDT
[#17]


bool ctory sro




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:09:46 PM EDT
[#18]
He just wants to have the excuse in place in case he gets up the courage to kiss you.

 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:12:38 PM EDT
[#19]
Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:22:15 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.


Man I am soooooooo hammered right now......
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:24:28 PM EDT
[#21]
dude, i'm so drunk right now, i've been drinkin all night man

where is you're drink

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:25:03 PM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Dude, the makers mark is goin down here, ans seriously, Im drunk., yeah.




Man I am soooooooo hammered right now......


im not as think sas you drinked ai am. like said hearline, problay not nearly as funny when i r ead this in the moring. im going to bed. i need to opisss. knob creek and  stuff. man i hate dwork kinda one of those steams of conciousnuess i dunno how to thell the spell that. better go to bed



 
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