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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:25:00 PM EDT
does PB&J count?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:26:32 PM EDT
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Of course it does....but it best have had the crust cut off.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:28:20 PM EDT
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It is a start, especially if she isn't skilled in the sammich department. It shows potential, with some effort you will be getting bacon sammiches on demand by next summer.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:31:51 PM EDT
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i said the same thing to my wife once, ...she said kiss my ass, so i got up, got down on my knees, planted a big kiss on her left cheek, stood up looked her right in the eyes, and said ....your turn ... we laughed, and the sammich was yummy
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:33:20 PM EDT
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I just told my wife to go make me a sandwich...she gave me the finger and said go make your own fuckin' sandwich.
That's exactly what I expected...but had to try it. 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:34:37 PM EDT
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I just told my wife to go make me a sandwich...she gave me the finger and said go make your own fuckin' sandwich. That's exactly what I expected...but had to try it.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:34:50 PM EDT
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does PB&J count? Did you tell her or ask her? |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:35:02 PM EDT
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Sooooooo... she twinkled her nose and you are a sammich.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:35:33 PM EDT
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does PB&J count? If its got bacon on it. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:37:11 PM EDT
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The proper phrasing is as follows "Woman! Get me a sammich". The next thing to be spoken should be a few minutes later and should be "Damn that is a good looking bacon sammich, after I get done with it I want me some pie".
Following this will lead to a life of bilss. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:38:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: does PB&J count? It does if it's deep fried PB&J!  |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:41:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: I just told my wife to go make me a sandwich...she gave me the finger and said go make your own fuckin' sandwich. That's exactly what I expected...but had to try it. If you lived in Utah like the OP, you could demote that wife to laundry duty and bump one of the other wives to KP. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 4:43:19 PM EDT
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I tried it, she said "Don't boss me around like that."
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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:52 PM EDT
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I got the sammich and a plate of Nacho cheese Doritos.
Had to get my own drink, tho. 
No pie. 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 8:04:05 PM EDT
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I just told my wife to go make me a sandwich...she gave me the finger and said go make your own fuckin' sandwich. That's exactly what I expected...but had to try it. I get that same reaction. Then while I am making mine, she will ask me to make one for her. Being the king of my domain, I reply that she can get in there and make her own. Then not under my breath I reply "yes dear". I am SOOOOO whipped.
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