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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:32:54 AM EDT
Spent a week there. Did I miss anything funny or epic?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:33:45 AM EDT
[#1]
What's with all the misspelled thread topics this morning?  We aren't all drunk, are we?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:34:47 AM EDT
[#2]
Hosital? Is that like a brothel full of nurses or something? Sweet!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:36:46 AM EDT
[#3]
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:38:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Any day you "get out" is a good one! Best wishes.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:38:42 AM EDT
[#5]
Swine flu, aids, sars, ecoli?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:38:47 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break


Jebuss? Is that like a jeep & bus combined? Diesel or gasoline engine?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 5:46:45 AM EDT
[#7]
You have 2 viruses that are fucking? Damn. Woulda figure they'd keep you in the hospital so they could keep an eye on that...

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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:13:42 AM EDT
[#8]
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:53:35 AM EDT
[#9]
EEE, as in Eastern equine encephalitis?  That's not a good virus to get.  I'd find some better doctors - fast.
Best wishes for a quick recovery.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:55:51 PM EDT
[#10]
So, how did the sex change operation go?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:40 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
You have 2 viruses that are fucking?

That means one of them's herpes.

Just sayin'.


Hope you're feeling better.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:00:26 PM EDT
[#12]
Clandestine posted a pic of his asshole droppings and got banned.



That's all I can think of.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:02:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Did ya dig the hospital bed? That self adjusting shit is awesome.

Hope you're feeling better and the virus sex in your body has stopped.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:05:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Hey man, glad you're not dead.



There was a poop thread that resulted in a ban. And some new boobs in BOTD.




Nothing else I can remember.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:11:01 PM EDT
[#15]
The ARFCOM members daughter thread ....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:12:15 PM EDT
[#16]
you should have picked up a hot nurse, oh one member went wild and posted pics of poo
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:13:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Damn!  Good luck... EEE isn't a virus I'd want to tangle with... and there have been several reported (animal) cases around here in the last few weeks.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:58:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.

You should go to Canada. I hear they have the the public option. You'll be taken care of splendidly, and promptly.

Good job being a jerk.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:59:26 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.

















Not the flooz!



omg it's infectionated my arfcoms

 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:59:33 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break


AIDS and what other one?
 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:01:51 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Jebuss, I have 2 fucking viruses, cut me a break


AIDS and what other one?





 


Herpes.



 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:05:31 PM EDT
[#22]
Beetus of the bunghole?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:11:05 PM EDT
[#23]
People pissed off about 'Cool story, bro' and 'Fuck Obama'

Hope u feel better.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:17:56 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Signs point to H1N1 and EEE. They wont test for H1N1 because I don't meet the CDC's official protocol of symptoms. I think they decided to release me when I publiclly chewed out an entire team of doctors for being inept and not doing anything productive for an entire week. Even made a little medical intern cry. I'm looking for a new hospital now, probably head to Boston or Philly.







Not the flooz!

omg it's infectionated my arfcoms


Yep. And you quoted his post, so now you have it too...

Wait, I quoted your quote....DAMMIT!!!!!!

Seriously, hope you get to feeling bettter, Mclovin5-0.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:36:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Aw come on let GD diagnose you.
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