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Posted: 2/9/2002 3:06:46 PM EDT
Well I guess its working. [:D] Took a while though. Seems to be a lil growth as far as the girth goes as well.
Just in case you guys don't know what I am talking about. Read this: [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=51744[/url] |
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1. stop visiting "the lodge"
2. take a cold shower 3. re-measure [;)] |
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Quoted: 3. re-measure [;)] View Quote I did. 1/2" was the avg of 3 measurements. [:D] |
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Don't BS us, LT....
If that pill is working for you, that company's stock is going to jump 700% just from sales to members of this board! Me included! Does this mean I'll be seeing your smiling face in a 3am infomercial testimonial on the discovery channel? Are you sure when you took the measurements you weren't just having a Big D*ck Day? It happens! |
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Do you have to continue taking the pills to keep the extra length, or is it permanent? I'm assuming it is permanent, but hey...
Exactly how much does the $60 get you? A full months supply or what? |
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Quoted: Are you sure when you took the measurements you weren't just having a Big D*ck Day? It happens! View Quote No BS. But it could be cause I have not gotten laid in a while that it is extra "pumped" these days. Quoted: Do you have to continue taking the pills to keep the extra length, or is it permanent? I'm assuming it is permanent, but hey... View Quote supposedly once you gain the inches, it stays. Did no see any cosiderable results for the first month and 1/2 of taking it. Only the past 2 wks or so. |
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...by simply taking 2 LONGitude capsules every day... it will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%. Woohooo gained 1/2 inch.... View Quote LT: Not a math major, but if 1/2" is a 26% increase, I don't think I'd post that here![;D] |
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Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it!
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Quoted: Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it! View Quote ROFLMAO [:D] You may have something there. |
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How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger? Does the bottle have a list of ingredients?
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How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger? View Quote I imagine two Tantric masseurs named Herb would do the trick. [rolleyes] |
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Quoted: Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it! View Quote SCORCHED!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Don!! |
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Quoted: Well hell, anything will stretch if you're constantly pulling on it! View Quote especially if ya dont let go of it |
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Congrats LT!!! 3" is no way to go through life my friend... [=D]
Hmmm keep us posted on the little fella's progress and we'll talk to the company and make sure you get your supply for free when everyone buys it!!! (AR15.Com Home Of The Well Hung Gentlemen) I think we should start a contest to see who can be the first to add 16"... the winner could get like a 16" Rifle or Upper!!! [}=)] |
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LT, just hope it doesn't fall off![:D] Why am I reminded of that Eddie Murphy line: "What's next? You stick your dick in an' it explodes?!?!"
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There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results?
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Quoted: There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results? View Quote You must be referring to "jelking". Never tried it though. Since I got married I really haven't had a need for the thing. |
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Hmmmm....there's list of the ingredients on the web site. Most of that them came from the rainforest, you know kind of eye of newt, toe of bat stuff.
Wonder of he gets enough in his system and sees a full moon what will happen? Hey LT, got any cravings for rare steak? |
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Quoted: There was another method for *enlargement* that came up about the same time as LT's original thread. Had something to do with a daily regimen of penis exercises. Came from the middle east. I know a couple of members posted that it sounded interesting. Wonder if anyone got good results? View Quote A couple of [b][red]members[/b][/red], huh? |
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LT, how did you measure yourself? I think you're supposed to measure the erectile length, not the length when it's deflated. Maybe your small size is simple a result of incorrect measurement?
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Quoted: LT, how did you measure yourself? I think you're supposed to measure the erectile length, not the length when it's deflated. Maybe your small size is simple a result of incorrect measurement? View Quote Boy don't I wish. Nope its 3 1/2" at full attention. That's why I had to give up my dreams of becoming a porn star. [:(] |
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Any side-effects from taking the medication? Increased heart-rate, anxiety, bad dreams, anything at all?
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Quoted: Any side-effects from taking the medication? Increased heart-rate, anxiety, bad dreams, anything at all? View Quote Nope, none of that. No more morning woody's though. Weird. |
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Lt, I'm gonna let you in on my secret to pleasing women. It has worked for years, though now for only Mrs. Beekeeper. You don't need big wood, motion in the ocean or any of that stuff. All you have to do is--now come close and listen carefully--
[size=1]You just need a cute way of getting on and off. Works every time. [/size=1] |
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Quoted: [size=1]You just need a cute way of getting on and off. Works every time. [/size=1] View Quote I usually do a forward handspring mount and a back flip tuck dismount. [:D] |
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Thats it, I'm getting a bottle (maybe 3, 6, 10...) [:D]. How many bottles did you buy? Hmmm... What if you take the pills, and do the excercises at the same time. I wonder if both will work. Instant porn star in no time!
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Quoted: How the hell can herbs make your dick bigger? Does the bottle have a list of ingredients? View Quote |
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LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears!
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Quoted: Quoted: Any side-effects from taking the medication? Increased heart-rate, anxiety, bad dreams, anything at all? View Quote Nope, none of that. No more morning woody's though. Weird. View Quote Lord Trader, you might be doing yourself more harm than good Read this and don't ask me how or where I found it: Question: I am a first-year medical student and I am very familiar with the anatomy of a penis. My question concerns the fact that some "penis enlargement" Internet sites claim that penis exercises will increase blood flow to the Corposa Cavernosa and Corpus Spongiosum therefore causing micro-trama in the cells. Thus, as the cell rebuilds, one's penis will increase in length and girth. I realize there is a Collogenous sheath wrapped around the three "tubes" of spongy tissue, which may prevent growth, but this philosophy is analogous to bodybuilding. Why do you say there is no way to increase penis size other than surgery? Why (specifically) doesn't this method work? Answer by Dr. Sandor Gardos: The argument you are advancing is the same one I see on all the sites that claim exercise will increase the size of the penis. However, it just doesn't work that way, and I will tell you why. Comparing penis enlargement to bodybuilding is a flawed analogy. The penis is not a muscle. The only thing you would be getting trauma in would be blood vessels. If these exercises really did do that, you would be in big trouble. The last thing you want is trauma in these tissues. It would cause bruising and veinous leakage which would eventually lead to difficulty with erections and curvature (due to accumulation of scar tissue). Luckily, these exercies are usually harmless. They don't increase your penis size, but they don't usually hurt you either. On the other hand, the sites that advocate more extreme practices, such as extensive use of penile pumps or weights, are offering dangerous advice. What I will grant you is that there has been some speculation that the use of vacuum erection devices in moderation may cause a slight increase in size. Although there is no proof yet, there are some anecdotal reports of men who were using pumps for erectile difficulties no longer needing them after several years of use. It is possible that in certain circumstances, the forcing of blood into the cavernosa may stretch and make them more pliable. This would allow more blood to flow in, thus increasing erectile size in those men who had difficulty previously. Let me emphasize: This is not only unproven, but even in the best of circumstances will cause a very slight size increase, during erection only, for a small number of men. Everyone please reread those caveats. This is not something I recommend trying. My answer remains unchanged: There is nothing short of surgery that will truly increase penile size. View Quote |
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********** Quoted: "The only thing you would be getting trauma in would be blood vessels. If these exercises really did do that, you would be [size=4]in big trouble.[/size=4] The last thing you want is trauma in these tissues." It would cause [size=4]bruising and veinous leakage[/size=4] which would eventually lead to difficulty with erections and curvature (due to [size=4]accumulation of scar tissue[/size=4]). ********** View Quote OWWWwww...considering that you are stretching and possibly rupturing the blood vessel walls with whatever stuff you're taking the results could very easily be the same- Now, wouldn't that just let the air out of you, LT? "Burst your bubble", so to speak?[;D] be a real "let down", huh? A real pain in the..well, you know.[:D] Juggernaut |
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Quoted: Read this and don't ask me how or where I found it: View Quote Now where the hell did you find that?! |
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Quoted: Quoted: [size=1]You just need a cute way of getting on and off. Works every time. [/size=1] View Quote I usually do a forward handspring mount and a back flip tuck dismount. [:D] View Quote You guys are lucky....I have to roll over 3 times to get off. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Read this and don't ask me how or where I found it: View Quote Now where the hell did you find that?! View Quote You can find anything on the internet if you know where to look... |
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Quoted: LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears! View Quote LOL, this is too funny! And too close to home! |
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Quoted: Surgery to increase size is just taking things way to far! View Quote Yeah, it'd be much easier for her to go see the doctor and have a stitch or 2 put in. Then it'll [b]feel[/b] bigger to her [:D] Edited because I typed a damn } instead of ]! |
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Quoted: LT, you poor bastard. I'm gonna break the Texan code of silence and tell you what it takes to please a Texas gal. You have to have a 9 inch tongue, and breathe through your ears! View Quote Well crap!! I only have a 1" tongue. [:(] |
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Quoted: Well crap!! I only have a 1" tongue. [:(] View Quote Have you considered connecting the two together and let 'em stretch each other? |
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