I used to think that the way to get ahead in this world was to work hard, save and pay your bills. Invest, try to be self reliant, never take a handout, let your word be your bond, if you say you're going to do something then do it, don't buy things that you can't afford and always wear clean underwear. Well, that has all changed. I am finding out the hard way that this life is just a game of musical chairs. For me the music is about to stop and I won't have a chair when it does.
My advice to anyone who wants it is this: Spend all your money! If you want something than buy it! If you need a vacation then take it! Saving is for suckers, working hard is for suckers and being responsible is for suckers. Why do I say this? Because anything that you have is going to be taken away from you by someone else.
Banks and corporations have the government wrapped around their fingers. They say jump and the government jumps. Doesn't matter if it's a Democrat or a Republican. They all do the same thing. The banks wanted tougher laws on bankruptcy and Bush said "Yessum Massa!" and made the laws tougher for people to file for bankruptcy. Then the banks wanted $770,000,000,000 to pay off their bad investments and Bush said "Yessum Massa!" and handed over $770,000,000,000 and just like that their bad investments were washed away like taking a bath in money. GM and Chrysler wanted $25 billion and Obama jumped to and handed over the dough. GM and Chrysler wanted to sell more cars and Obama coughed up $2,000,000,000 to buy junkers and sell new Camaro. You, you make a bad investment and you're goning to pay every fucking nickle, and you get to pay the tab on the bankers bad investments, and the bonuses for the bankers who made the bad investments, you get to pay the tab for the car companies to make cars that people don't want to buy and you get to pay the tab to get other people to buy cars that they couldn't afford or wouldn't want if it weren't for the $4,500 handout they were getting. You don't get to be safe from WWIII when Iran builds a nuclear missile and shoots it at Paris or Warsaw, you don't get to safe when Russia decides that it doesn't like Poland being part of NATO, you don't get to be safe when North Koreans lob a nuke into Okinawa, you don't get to be safe when The Taliban takes over Pakistan and hands their nukes over to Al Queda or shoots one off into Kabul. Nope, you get to buy shit for other people who decided to be irresponsible.
Why? Why do you get to buy shit for other people who decided to do stupid things? Because you're a fucking sucker that's why! You thought that working hard and saving money was smart! Well guess what dumbass! The government is going to take your money away from you and give it to people who didn't earn it. Then, the people who got your money are going to drive the economy into the ground while the government spends more and more money that it doesn't have and in the end whatever money you get left with won't be good for anything except for maybe wiping your ass.
So why save? Why work hard? Why be responsible? Fuck it! If you have money the fucking spend it. Go get yourself one of those new iPods that just came out, or machine gun! Put it on a credit card if you can.
Me? Well, if I would have done what every other "crook" and "louse" had done, if I would have stopped paying on my house the day I moved out then I would be free and clear. It would have been foreclosed on and my credit would be about a year away from being normal. But not me! I decided to do "the right thing". I figured that I was obligated to do what I could to keep the place long enough to sell at a reasonable price so that I could fulfill the mortgage contract. I figured that I needed to sell the place, and when that didn't work I rented the place. Now the bank would just as soon foreclose as do a short sale, is completely disinterested in a loan modification and no matter which way I go I will have the IRS on my back. It's either that or keep bleeding money (about $6,500/year) on a house that has lost about $60,000 in value.
Being honest doesn't pay. Being responsible doesn't pay. Working hard doesn't pay. Saving doesn't pay. Being stupid pays! Being dishonest pays! Being irresponsible pays big time! And spending is great because the worse off you are the more help you get.
[/rant]