My friend is taking a city girl riding tonight on 4wheelers. She was born in the country but migrated to hard core city life, and never rode or anything of the sort, so not sure if she'll enjoy it or not.
Hates the woods, bugs, dirt, etc. Does like roller coasters though.
He told her she could sit at home, or take a chance, slap on some jeans, and come with him for a surprise.

Any tips? It's been raining for 3 days straight here, gonna be uber muddy. Is there any hope of his success or should I tell 'em to throw it in and go to plan B?
Plan B is to go out on a pontoon boat on a small lake with some wine, beer, etc, with a sober designated captain.

Edited to add since so many are wondering why I'm concerned for my bud...
He got kicked out of his house and moved in with me today.
If he has a good time with a girl, my chances of him staying out of my place are much higher.

what is plan c..................

Plan C... eject... if she can't hang with him with either of those it won't work between 'em IMO. He's pretty redneck, lol.

Why are you worried about your buddies date? This belongs in the womens forum.

in that case id stick to getting her drunk, might be the only way...

Let her be the passenger for a while.  Show her a good time by getting the ATV up to speed, hit a few mud puddles, etc.


Then teach her how to drive.


I think you'll be fine.  You'd have to be dead to not enjoy muddin on a 4-wheeler.  Thankfully my wife is a country girl.

She shouldn't have to worry about him coming on to her, 'cause we all know that quad riders are gay.

Good point.

Why is he with her if they have nothing in common.





Hey lets go shooting and then to a mud run, oh, we are going to be in the mud run.



I would rather shop



eject

yeah if you don't like four wheelers then there is something wrong with you.

Because he got kicked out of his house and moved in with me today.
If he has a good time with a girl, my chances of him staying out of my place and keeping my privacy are much higher.

Do I get my man card back?

Well it's not like you don't have an ulterior motive... we could vote I guess.

Kick the worthless buddy out and fuck his woman.

you need to explain to her about the "topless" rule.