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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:50:25 PM EDT
I cooked a Jamaican rice and beans dish with a Scotch Bonnet pepper. Scotch Bonnets have a heat rating of 100,000–350,000 Scoville Units. For comparison most jalapeños have a heat rating of 2,500 to 8,000 on the Scoville scale. Am I going to die?  I sure feel like I will.  |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:52:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Do I sense a "Come oooonnnn icecream!" moment, approaching?
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:52:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Depends... are you a pussy?
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:53:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Sounds painful. Aren't they just a different variety of the habenero? Hopefully it doesn't burn on the way out.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:53:34 PM EDT
[#4]
So, do you want a gorilla cookie for sharing your choice of ingredients?
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:54:03 PM EDT
[#5]
wait... where the hell is the rice?!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:54:45 PM EDT
[#6]
Rub your eyes...you'll wish you were dead
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:55:21 PM EDT
[#7]
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:57:24 PM EDT
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Looks like run of the mill habaneros to me. Yeah they're hot but if you wear gloves, remove the seeds, and cook the hell out of it I bet it's tasty. Hot for the sake of tongue frying prowess is pointless IMO.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:57:41 PM EDT
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Rub your eyes...you'll wish you were dead +1  
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:58:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Keep track of how much lava goes down the plumbing, ok? Oh, and call your municipal sewage treatment plant NOW, so they will have time to prepare.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 3:59:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Thats like candy in New Mexico.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:00:18 PM EDT
[#12]
Dibs on guns optics, ammo.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:01:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:05:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:05:19 PM EDT
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Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels. There's nothing weird about the latter two, they're just logarithmic, I don't know anything about SHUs though. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:05:28 PM EDT
[#16]
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:07:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too. What is a girlfriend? |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:08:38 PM EDT
[#18]
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Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels. Negative. From one of my least favorite websites: In Scoville's method, a solution of the pepper extract is diluted in sugar syrup until the "heat" is no longer detectable to a panel of (usually five) tasters; the degree of dilution gives its measure on the Scoville scale. Thus a sweet pepper or a bell pepper, containing no capsaicin at all, has a Scoville rating of zero, meaning no heat detectable, even undiluted. Conversely, the hottest chilis, such as habaneros, have a rating of 200,000 or more, indicating that their extract has to be diluted 200,000 times before the capsaicin presence is undetectable. The greatest weakness of the Scoville Organoleptic Test is its imprecision, because it relies on human subjectivity. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:10:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later. While your still able to walk, you may want to reposition and reinforce your towel rack to in front of the toilet. Make yourself a nice leather strp to bite down on because you'll think your giving birth to a set of broken dishes, wipe your ass with a pint of ice cream. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:10:58 PM EDT
[#20]
Have some bread as a side, just in case.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:12:10 PM EDT
[#21]
You big wuss.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:13:26 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too. What is a girlfriend? Sorry... boyfriend? 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:15:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Pussy
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:17:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too. What is a girlfriend? Sorry... boyfriend? I am a machine |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:19:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Scotch bonnets are the gifts that keep on giving...
Wait till you take a shit... 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:19:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Cut open a pepper, and carefully examine it. Hold it up to the light and look to see if it has white veins inside.
If it has white veins inside, you need to check yourself for pepper poisoning symptoms. You have to examine your eyes for red veins near the fold of the eyelid. Get close to a mirror, and use your fingertips to gently hold your eyelids open. . . . . . Don't really do this.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:22:44 PM EDT
[#27]
You can vomit poo too look up copremesis good luck bro ive seen this before in the field
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:25:34 PM EDT
[#28]
A glass of milk will also help
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Have some bread as a side, just in case. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:25:39 PM EDT
[#29]
Mild heat to enhance flavor is cool.
Debilitating heat which causes you to shit lava is stupid. Have fun tomorrow.  (<–– that's me being cool, not stupid)
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:27:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Do I sense a "Come oooonnnn icecream!" moment, approaching?
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:28:16 PM EDT
[#31]
I hope you have a hose type shower to wash your ass (or what's left of it after your done). If you used that many of those peppers in your meal AND somehow you managed to eat it without enduring excruciating pain your ass is gonna look like it was massaged with a bastard file!
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:28:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Cut open a pepper, and carefully examine it. Hold it up to the light and look to see if it has white veins inside. If it has white veins inside, you need to check yourself for pepper poisoning symptoms. You have to examine your eyes for red veins near the fold of the eyelid. Get close to a mirror, and use your fingertips to gently hold your eyelids open. . . . . . Don't really do this. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:31:12 PM EDT
[#33]
Chop them up bare handed, don't wash your hands, fire up the prOn and peel one off. You'll love the sensation.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:48:56 PM EDT
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Wasn't there a photo recently in GD of a dude in a fork lift whom they thought got too close to the power lines -could be you in a while, just dont fart.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:06:13 PM EDT
[#35]
From my fridge......
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:07:01 PM EDT
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no get some of this
http://carolinasauce.stores.yahoo.net/daghpenajoho.html the Naga Jolokia is hotter then scotch bonnets. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:11:36 PM EDT
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I diced half a habanero and put it in my omelet this morning. Im still here, suck it up princess.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:12:56 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later. Just what you think is going to happen. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:16:27 PM EDT
[#39]
Here is a few from my garden last night. 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:21:10 PM EDT
[#40]
It may actually not suck to be you right NOW, but that will soon change.
 Your asshole is about to get embalmed. It will not be pleasant.  It will be kind of like this but maybe not as funny.  |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:27:49 PM EDT
[#41]
Good for you. It will be worse tomorrow.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:28:14 PM EDT
[#42]
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You can vomit poo too look up copremesis good luck bro ive seen this before in the field Damn, what was that scene like?? |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:40:57 PM EDT
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You do realize that you are only supposed to wave the pepper in the general direction of the stove to get sufficient seasoning in the food.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:43:45 PM EDT
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Here's a little PSA: If you cut these up, wear gloves. If you don't wear gloves, do NOT touch any "sensitive" parts on your body for the rest of the night or you'll regret it.
I'm speaking from personal experience. |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:49:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Here's a little PSA: If you cut these up, wear gloves. If you don't wear gloves, do NOT touch any "sensitive" parts on your body for the rest of the night or you'll regret it. I'm speaking from personal experience. Ditto!!! Who washes their hands before they pee. Damn!!! And an ice cold bath does NOTHING to help. And I mean real ice. I thought I had blisters!!!! 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:52:24 PM EDT
[#46]
I fuckin love scotch bonnets!!!!!! Much tastier than habaneros and still damn hot.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 5:58:09 PM EDT
[#47]
You'll be wiping your ass with a sno-cone in the morning.
 
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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:01:40 PM EDT
[#48]
Hell, I put seeded habenjero halves on my sammiches.
Y'all are lightweights.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:15:17 PM EDT
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Here's a little PSA: If you cut these up, wear gloves. If you don't wear gloves, do NOT touch any "sensitive" parts on your body for the rest of the night or you'll regret it. I'm speaking from personal experience. The peppers I posted belong to my wife. I found out the hard way not to ask her for special "favors" after she's eaten really hot food. The chemicals stay in the mouth for quite some time.
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Posted: 9/17/2009 6:17:15 PM EDT
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Those look like habanero peppers to me. I ate a couple of those straight when I was about 13 and as I was swallowing the second one I sneazed and all of that pepper and its glory came out of my nose.
 I spent three hours sobbing like a little bitch and snorting water from the sink while wishing I would just pass out and sleep through it. That was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
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