You just can't make up things any stupider than what happens in real life.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/5A4671E50EB493F5862576340048746B?OpenDocument2 Illinois men struck, killed while fighting on highway
ASSOCIATED PRESS
09/17/2009
DARLINGTON, Wis. — Two Illinois men were struck and killed after their fight spilled onto a southern Wisconsin highway.
Lafayette County sheriff's officials say the two men from Freeport,
Ill., were passengers in a vehicle driven by a Darlington woman. The
driver pulled over along Highway 78 near the state line after the men
began arguing. The two men got out and started fighting on the highway
and were struck about 11:30 p.m. Wednesday.
Sheriff's deputies say the men were pronounced dead at the scene. The
driver of the vehicle that hit the men was taken to a hospital for
minor injuries. Two children in her car weren't hurt.
The driver of the other vehicle was cited for drunken driving.