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Posted: 9/17/2009 2:39:31 PM EDT

Gayer than pink Crocs? You decide.

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

WTF?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:40:26 PM EDT

[#1]

Alien shoes.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:40:41 PM EDT

[#2]

You'll pretty much have to kill everybody because those are the gayest looking things I've seen since Peewee went off the air.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:40:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Are you admitting to buying them?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:41:12 PM EDT

[#4]

Yourself.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:41:21 PM EDT

[#5]

Supposedly very good for running.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:41:26 PM EDT

[#6]

I vote for the ghey!!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:41:53 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Yourself.

But seriously, those things rock.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:42:07 PM EDT

[#8]

The only way those could look good is as part of a ninja suit you wear as you hang upside down in a Soviet base and snap a guard's neck with the powers of your mind.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:42:08 PM EDT

[#9]

You could wear those to and from the pedicure shop.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:42:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Are you admitting to buying them?

Disappointingly enough, they don't make them in 13EE.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:43:00 PM EDT

[#11]

i laughed ... i cried ... WTF

and you now owe me a new keyboard, i spit coffee all over it laughing my ass off

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:43:04 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Gayer than pink Crocs? You decide.

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kcVzQfTvX58/Rf6ZbxMUjeI/AAAAAAAAADI/6IcEXylv6Ow/s400/outsole.jpg

WTF?

Not even firing the main guns on the Missouri will take the "gay" out of that.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:43:44 PM EDT

[#13]

This one time, i accidentally clicked on a link that brought me to an Internet site where there were two dudes going down on each other....and that was the gayest thing I ever saw........ever........

Until I clicked on this thread.

get rid of them.....seriously.
Where do you even buy those? mail order from France?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:44:19 PM EDT

[#14]

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:45:01 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:45:02 PM EDT

[#16]

hey, i like mine

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:45:26 PM EDT

[#17]

They are sold at all of the Highend Tactical Gear shops around this area. A lot of guys I know rave about. In fact I had a Marine Corp Colonel in today at work talking about how awesome they are.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:45:31 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Disappointingly enough, they don't make them in 13EE.

Well, that lets me out.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:45:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Supposedly very good for running.

That is what I have heard as well.

One of the guys I am in training with has a very similar pair. He loves them. He is a USAFA grad.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:46:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Can you climb walls with those just like a Ninja?

Then not gay.

GM

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:46:12 PM EDT

[#21]

that makes meatspin look hetero

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:46:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

I didn't know they came in Geese version

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:46:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Don't you get splinters in between your toes?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:46:46 PM EDT

[#24]

they are pretty awesome, alot of the guys at work have them.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:47:52 PM EDT

[#25]

a guy i know swears by them for working out.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:48:26 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Don't you get splinters in between your toes?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:48:43 PM EDT

[#27]

I showed the pic to my Mrs. She rates them as "Very Gay."

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:48:45 PM EDT

[#28]

Are they for climbing walls?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:48:46 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
You'll pretty much have to kill everybody because those are the gayest looking things I've seen since Peewee went off the air.

This

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:04 PM EDT

[#30]

Saw my first pair of them last weekend right before we started a 100 mile regatta.

We kicked the living shit out of the boat that guy was on.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:20 PM EDT

[#31]

i dont find them gay. very, very, odd,and something i would never buy, but not gay.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:28 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Don't you get splinters in between your toes?

Hasn't happened yet. If I'm not doing anything that requires heavy shoes/boots (like digging), they are fantastic for working in the yard. it almost feels like you are compeltely barefoot - yet the sole protects from splinters, sharp rocks, etc. Walking around in these things feels so much better than wearing shoes, or even sandals.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:52 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Yourself.

I'm glad I checked, before I dupe'd the correct answer.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Gayer than Elton John's stomach content.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:49:59 PM EDT

[#35]

WTF good are shoes that you can still stub your toes in?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:03 PM EDT

[#36]

I bet they're really handy for swimming in a river and such.

All the benefits of wearing a shoe and you can still use your toes to grip the rock and feel the bottom.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:14 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Supposedly very good for running.

Yep, I've been thinking about some for the purpose. I used to run barefoot, but the trails I've been running on are too rocky for it, these would solve that problem!

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:25 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:43 PM EDT

[#39]

dude, gay!

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:51:04 PM EDT

[#40]

Well it rules out all those folks with freakishly sized toes. Which is most of Arfcom from what I've seen in the gun pic threads.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:51:55 PM EDT

[#41]

They look like they'd be comfy......

...IN A BATH HOUSE!

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:51:59 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Don't you get splinters in between your toes?

Hasn't happened yet. If I'm not doing anything that requires heavy shoes/boots (like digging), they are fantastic for working in the yard. it almost feels like you are compeltely barefoot - yet the sole protects from splinters, sharp rocks, etc. Walking around in these things feels so much better than wearing shoes, or even sandals.

Huh...must are be made of the same stuff that splinterless barkdust is made out of.

Welp, learn something new everyday

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:43 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Supposedly very good for running around the gay sauna.

Fixed it.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:02 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I own a pair of those. They are awesome.

Don't you get splinters feathers in between your toes?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:55:16 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Gayer than pink Crocs? You decide.

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

WTF?

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:29 PM EDT

[#46]

A good friend of mine was a special agent with an interesting agency, and their trainer recommended them highly.

They're ugly as homemade soap, though.