Co-worker sent me this:





TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE:



         (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.



          (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."



(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.



(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.



(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day.."



(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.



(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" (this not a typographical error).



(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."



(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.



AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:



(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.