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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:25:35 PM EDT

Well? Let's have the low-down.

I keep seeing the commercials and was wondering if anybody has made a purchase and what the results were? Long story short....does it work?

"Long story short" ... I kill myself.

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:26:41 PM EDT

[#1]

uh...

makes your cawk harder for longer without the ring??

eta: no idea what I'm talking about, just participating

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:28:36 PM EDT

[#2]

TAG for info

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:31:21 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:32:16 PM EDT

[#4]

I think it just makes the flaccid state larger, but the maximum stays the same.

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:34:54 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I think it just makes the flaccid state larger, but the maximum stays the same.

Probably so, but I'm wandering who has actually tried it. (I just saw the eleven-millionth commercial a few minutes ago and thought i would toss the question out on GD).

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:35:31 PM EDT

[#6]

im now hung to my knees, but if i stop taking it, my unit will srink

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:38:54 PM EDT

[#7]

it's pretty far up on the annoying commercial list, along with the damn cookie diet commercial.

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:40:08 PM EDT

[#8]

i like the pos-t-vac myself. especially the commercial.

that old dude's like "If YOU got a BRain in your head"......(long pause)......"youde get this here pos-t-vac"

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:41:45 PM EDT

[#9]

What's the point of that?

Just get a scrip for some boner pills from the Doc

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:45:09 PM EDT

[#10]

I think they would make a killing if they combined the weight loss ,dick pills, and bald pills all in one.

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:46:21 PM EDT

[#11]

http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?

never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?

Posted: 9/16/2009 11:48:26 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?

never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?

ALLWAYS plays on FOX NEWS here at night.....you're not really one of us....are you?

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:06:07 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://www.extenzeforlife.com

is that what you're talking about?

never seen the advertisement here; why do you keep watching that commercial ?

ALLWAYS plays on FOX NEWS here at night.....you're not really one of us....are you?

nope, not one of the needy size enhancing group

seriously - not on this late usually, and not watching fox this late either; drinkin has it's repercusssions

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:08:52 AM EDT

[#14]

well,... I'm bigger

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:22:18 AM EDT

[#15]

I LMAO soon as I saw the title of the thread!!!!!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:23:12 AM EDT

[#16]

they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:29:55 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.

If not, return it.

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:32:20 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
they sell it at walmart, its gotta work.

If not, return it.

lol

" i rubbed it in and rubbed it in some more, but it still didn't work:"

Posted: 9/17/2009 12:49:09 AM EDT

[#19]

tribulus,horny goat weed, milk thistle, and a little yohimbe

wheres couch commando? he needs to stock up

Posted: 9/17/2009 1:59:48 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
im now hung to my knees, but if i stop taking it, my unit will srink

That's funny !!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:04:16 AM EDT

[#21]

Dude, it's not the size I'm interested in....

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:09:20 AM EDT

[#22]

I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.

Posted: 9/17/2009 2:10:48 AM EDT

[#23]

check it

last longer by having her felate you first

better: be "cunning" with her first, then above

even better: drink till you get "whiskey dick" - you'll never be able to finish

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:06:31 AM EDT

[#24]

I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:11:20 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands

Posted: 9/17/2009 3:37:22 AM EDT

[#26]

If any of these "Male Enhancement" products actually worked they would never need to spend a nickle on advertisement, because word would spread so quickly from guy to guy that every guy on the planet would by the stuff buy the end of the week.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:01:28 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.

Yohimbe makes me sick as shit!

Hard as a rock, but sick as shit.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:03:04 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

I don't need a bigger dick, I just need smaller hands

I gotta say I agree with ya OP. Those damned irritating commercials have finally peaked my interest as well. Don't need it, especially right now with a very pregnant and uncomfortable wife yet ..... something about it ...... maybe it's the free sample offer? lol

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:04:40 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know about extenze, but I can report that stuff like Yohimbe does indeed work.

Yohimbe makes me sick as shit!

Hard as a rock, but sick as shit.

Sick enough not to keep taking it, or just a little queasy? Details please, for a friend.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:09:50 AM EDT

[#30]

Well I for one can say that the extenze made my certain part of the male anatomy about 1.5" larger soft and hard. However, I was also using the kanoki foot pads to remove asbestos from my blood stream and those made my weiner orange. So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:12:49 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Well I for one can say that the extenze made my certain part of the male anatomy about 1.5" larger soft and hard. However, I was also using the kanoki foot pads to remove asbestos from my blood stream and those made my weiner orange. So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:00:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV

Stop eating Cheetos while watching porn.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:20:48 AM EDT

[#33]

If anyone ever makes a pill that makes dicks bigger, they won't be able to build enough ships to get the fucking thing into China fast enough.

When you see cargo ships backed up for 500 miles out of Hong Kong harbor, you'll know it's real.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:21:07 AM EDT

[#34]

"Bob" is kinda annoying, but his wife...! Yuck.

I doubt any male enhancement pills work for anything but making money.

Still, we do support science and "private" enterprise, so go for it and report back––-if you have the time.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:27:58 AM EDT

[#35]

I don't know what it is that you're posting about, but I assume that it's another of the disgusting commercials along the lines of Viagra.

Here we can not swear or show a female breast on the television, but they'll come right out and shout all about male erectile deficiency.

"Daddy ... What's an Erectile?" Sorry, kiddo ... call the FCC and let them explain it to you.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:35:19 AM EDT

[#36]

I'm pretty sure it's the second disc for season one of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! that covers "male enhancement".Get it from Netflix.

Not to ruin the story but expect to gain as much as with a penis pump or with the daily massage method

*warning,yes-you will see plenty of dongs in that episode, boobs and vajoo too.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:47:13 AM EDT

[#37]

I mixed up some Extenze and Viagra,put it on my cucumber plants......got a good crop of green fence posts.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:47:33 AM EDT

[#38]

if you want a bigger dong you'd better just buy a bigger gong.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:55:06 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So here I have this huge ding dong but, it's bright orange. I might paint it at Halloween but, other than that I think it scares most women. YMMV

Stop eating Cheetos while watching porn.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:55:53 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
If any of these "Male Enhancement" products actually worked they would never need to spend a nickle on advertisement, because word would spread so quickly from guy to guy that every guy on the planet would by the stuff buy the end of the week.

I disagree - If I found a product that would make my unit larger than average I would not want 'average' to increase to the point where my increase was unnoticable. Telling others would negate the effect.

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:45:18 AM EDT

[#41]

"If there was a product that actually worked, how long do you think it would be before some guy overdosed on them? I'm thinking about half an hour after they go on sale, some guy in the drugstore parking lot will be gagging on a bottle of pills while his cock slams through the sunroof."
––Joe Rogan

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:51:01 AM EDT

[#42]

Damn, beaten. Slow ass iPhone keyboard.

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:53:18 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Dude, it's not the size I'm interested in....

Then what is it you look for in your men?

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:53:47 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Like joe rogan says, if these worked it would take 5 minutes before you found the first guy overdosed on these in a walmart parking lot with his dick bursting through the sun roof, dead from lack of blood supply to his brain.

Wow, and by almost five whole minutes!