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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:10:09 AM EDT
[#1]
First of all...never dream while not carrying.
Second if you are...Mag dump |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:13:10 AM EDT
[#2]
Wipe your ass with the iphone, then start flingin' poo.
Either they kick your ass and take the phone, or they write you off as a 5150. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:15:26 AM EDT
[#3]
You're going to be hit.
Try to keep one guy between you and the others. Move, a lot. Play for keeps. Your only hope is to remove one of them from the fight quickly. This means Eyes, throat, groin, bladder are fair targets. The fight will probably last about 3 seconds. you will either be dead, severely beaten, or will prevail. If any of then are armed and you are not, you will more than likely be in serious doo doo. If any of them has a knife, you will be cut.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:16:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Toss the iPhone at then, while at the same time drawing your CCW. Any sudden movements after that, take your chances. Fuck an iPhone, I would rather live.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:16:50 AM EDT
[#5]
Get naked and shit yourself.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:17:43 AM EDT
[#6]
"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:20:42 AM EDT
[#7]
edited for posterity
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:21:03 AM EDT
[#8]
It's a dream... Conjure up a couple Marines
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:23:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:23:34 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
It's a dream... Conjure up a couple Marines BRILLIANT! 
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:24:16 AM EDT
[#11]
press 911 on phone.
You should have installed telleport3.1 from the apps store, it automatcaly transports theives to jail when your ipone gets stolen. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:24:38 AM EDT
[#12]
Yo Homie, is that my Iphone?
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:25:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Something I learned in Karate (second degree blackbelt)....
Most people are sized and shaped such that the maximum number of people who can attack you from one direction, and actually have enough room to get close enough to hit you, is 4. Number on priority in a situation like this (if not armed) is to make sure you keep all of them in front of you. You will have to be light on your feet to accomplish this, but even a slow semi-fatty like me can do it so I'm sure you can. Now, fighting four guys at once is tough, but it's not impossible either. You'll have to really be on top of your game and make sure you don't get to grappling with them. And if you can find a stick or trash can lid, or some other object to wail the crap out of one of them with, do it. Thugs usually are after an easy market. Bust one up a bit and they'll probably look for less dangerous targets. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:25:11 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
You're going to be hit. Try to keep one guy between you and the others. Move, a lot. Play for keeps. Your only hope is to remove one of them from the fight quickly. This means Eyes, throat, groin, bladder are fair targets. The fight will probably last about 3 seconds. you will either be dead, severely beaten, or will prevail. If any of then are armed and you are not, you will more than likely be in serious doo doo. This is also likely true if you have a knife in this scenario. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:26:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC Sounds like a porn name...  Chesty Puller was quite possibly the greatest Marine who ever lived. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:26:11 AM EDT
[#16]
or pop your hip mounted claymores.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:26:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC Sounds like a porn name... When you get your foot back out of your mouth, read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:26:57 AM EDT
[#18]
Hop over the car and run.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:28:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:28:20 AM EDT
[#20]
*Wyatt Earp Voice*
"The rest of you will get me in a rush, but not before I turn this bastard's head into a canoe!" |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:29:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Immediately drop trou and begin jacking off screaming, "Who wants some! WHO WANTS SOME!?" while waving your unit around wildly.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:31:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!"
CHESTY PULLER, USMC Sounds like a porn name... When you get your foot back out of your mouth, read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesty_Puller
I looked it up after I said that. Apologies to the memory of Lt. General Puller. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:40:19 AM EDT
[#23]
In my dreams my iPhone can change itself into a terminator. Maybe that would work for your situation.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:40:59 AM EDT
[#24]
This is silly. Anyone who has ever watched a Kung Fu movie knows that bad guys only attack one at a time while the others patiently wait their turn.
One kick will send the bad guys spinning through the air and you're done. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:42:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
You're going to be hit. Try to keep one guy between you and the others. Move, a lot. Play for keeps. Your only hope is to remove one of them from the fight quickly. This means Eyes, throat, groin, bladder are fair targets. The fight will probably last about 3 seconds. you will either be dead, severely beaten, or will prevail. If any of then are armed and you are not, you will more than likely be in serious doo doo. If any of them has a knife, you will be cut. +1 Stack your opponents, leave yourself room to run. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:51:10 AM EDT
[#26]
Throw a frag at your feet...
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:52:37 AM EDT
[#27]
Something between this...
...and this... ...would work out well. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:53:12 AM EDT
[#28]
Pick one out and fubar him. Hopefully the others will take off.
If not, your fucked. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 9:58:04 AM EDT
[#29]
Do a barrel roll!
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:00:27 AM EDT
[#30]
I always summon a Dragon or Godzilla.... thats how I always beat my nightmares... But then sometimes... Godzilla is my nightmare and I cant even nuke em from orbit.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:04:04 AM EDT
[#31]
Martyrdom perk might be cheap, but it always works. 
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:06:13 AM EDT
[#32]
iphone teleport to Freebirds FTW!
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:06:14 AM EDT
[#33]
What to do when you're outnumbered in close proximity?
Yell: "He's got a gun!!!" Then watch everyone scatter. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:08:59 AM EDT
[#34]
if unarmed either get out of there or go on the offensive and pre-empt their attack. eye gouge, fish hook, kick in the shins and balls, break noses, rip off ears there is no "fair fight"
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:10:18 AM EDT
[#35]
Re-enact the "I need guns, lots of guns" scene from the Matrix.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:13:18 AM EDT
[#36]
When surrounded my multiple opponents, identify the weakest one and devote all attack in the most ruthless fashion towards that one... if possible, break through any ring they have created in doing so.
Trying to dodge around and look for an opportunity takes time, time is on their side, as 3 against one gives better general odds to your enemy... the longer it goes, the more chance they have to overcome your skill and get in a lucky shot. Do not allow them to be comfortable. Absolutely brutalize the weakest one in an attempt to both break the circle and discourage any of the other opponents from approaching you. Do not wait, do not hesitate, let them see the lack of fear in your eyes and let them question whether they really have the advantage or not. If you wait, the strongest will likely come forth, or the one with the most to prove. By choosing your opponent, you have already taken away their ability to act against you with the strongest. If you can not escape in any way, after terrorizing the first, go on to the next weakest, or closest, and so on. This has been a public service announcement paid for by angry paranoid people. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:13:44 AM EDT
[#37]
if you don't have a CCW and no way of escape, you can try to say something that severely disrupts their train of thought. people generally run scripts through their minds and try to predict how a conversation is going to go. we are creatures that operate off of patterns. stray from the victim pattern and some people will get very confused.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:20:48 AM EDT
[#38]
Go chimpy on them.
Jump, cling, bite face off. Repeat as needed. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#39]
He said he didn't have a Glock
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:23:38 AM EDT
[#40]
Carry a claymore with you.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:24:10 AM EDT
[#41]
I always get put in shitty sitautions in my dreams.
But in real life, if it was just hand to hand vs 3 guys, I would try to avoid going to the ground. If you feel you cant escape, then your best bet is to close the distance and use the clinch to your advantage. It would be harder for all of them to hit you at once in the clinch and hopefully you can take the first one out as fast as possible, thru elbows,knees, or uppercuts. Learn how to use the plum clinch effectively and any normal non-trainer person will have problems getting out, and they would put their head in a position for vicious knees, and if you have to pop them up you can throw a elbow. You just have to be relentless in that situation. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:25:40 AM EDT
[#42]
What to do when you're outnumbered in close proximity?
Raise your arms up high so the nuts and bolts in your explosive vest won't be obstructed on their way out. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:30:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Hold Down Block and Hit Down Down Left A B B B A UP DOWN and yell "FINISH HIM" at the end.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:38:47 AM EDT
[#44]
You carry a second gun and dual wield.
Would someone please post a picture of that cop dual wielding? |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:40:25 AM EDT
[#45]
SHOOT
TO SLIDELOCK Repeat as necessary. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:46:11 AM EDT
[#46]
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Toss the iPhone at then, while at the same time drawing your CCW. Any sudden movements after that, take your chances. Fuck an iPhone, I would rather live. you are forgetting that this iphone has a teleportation system haha, this thread has potential to turn into a 1911/glock or beans or no beans thread  , hell i think we have proven we can argue about anything.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:02:19 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: if you don't have a CCW and no way of escape, you can try to say something that severely disrupts their train of thought. people generally run scripts through their minds and try to predict how a conversation is going to go. we are creatures that operate off of patterns. stray from the victim pattern and some people will get very confused. MARZIPAN DOORKNOBS! FLOOKLE WONK WONK WONK! |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:04:10 AM EDT
[#48]
Blade @ 45 and draw down.
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:06:27 AM EDT
[#49]
dream them into naked swedish triplets.
Then start wrasslin. |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:06:36 AM EDT
[#50]
You need to get rid of your phone.
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