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Posted: 9/14/2009 2:04:49 PM EDT
My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets.

Thanks
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:05:31 PM EDT
[#1]
Beaver Bar.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:06:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Beaver Bar.


Kooter Klean?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:06:16 PM EDT
[#3]
nice. sounds expensive!
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:07:01 PM EDT
[#4]
StankBeGone
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:07:48 PM EDT
[#5]
fromunda bars

bug remover
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:08:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Snatch N' Glo
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:08:34 PM EDT
[#7]
"Rendered fat treated with caustic chemicals."

It's a winner.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:08:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Cougar fresh.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:09:21 PM EDT
[#9]
Cougar Bar
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:10:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Haven't you ever seen "The Muppets Take Manhattan?"



Ocean Breeze Soap.



Motto: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.



Failed motto: Ocean Breeze Soap: it's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:10:59 PM EDT
[#11]
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there? If you had to describe it using one word what would that word be?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:11:22 PM EDT
[#12]
MILF Milk
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:16:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Ingredient list please. Then we can make an informed decision.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:17:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there?


It is for her advertising class.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:18:15 PM EDT
[#15]
FUG OFF  


Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:18:26 PM EDT
[#16]
VirginFresh
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:20:31 PM EDT
[#17]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Beaver Bar.




Kooter Klean?


Oyster Moisture

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:20:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Soap and the City.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:20:58 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets.



Thanks


is it scented, etc? what about it will make it stand out from the other bazillion brands?



 
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:21:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Hmmm,married women 35-50.....how about "Disenchanted"......strong enough to remove the smell of your pool boy and your tennis coach.

Disenchanted......he'll never know the love is gone......
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:24:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there?


It is for her advertising class.


In that case she should be doing her own homework. Pick something flowery or clean sounding.

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:24:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Cougar clean
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:25:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Cougar, might as well cash in on it while its hot
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:25:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Muschi
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:27:14 PM EDT
[#25]
Gynaflush
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:27:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Lava + Lever + Ivory + Dove + Olay + Coast + Irish Spring =

An ivory lever for dove hunting on the lava strewn Irish coast  Olay

How about Boraxolay or Glycerine Glide  

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:30:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Coochie Bar, Vag O' clean, Boobies and bubbles, Butt wax, Kitty's soap, clean nipples, I will stop
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:33:04 PM EDT
[#28]
VaginaBright
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:33:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Love bar? candy clean? perfect joy? joyous? I like joyous.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:34:11 PM EDT
[#30]
Hippy Hold Off.


Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:34:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Fallopian Foam

Taint Eraser
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:35:17 PM EDT
[#32]
Mackerel Masque?

Poonkleen?

GashSachet?

Eau D'Anchovee?

Spo-dee-begone?


Sorry - best I can do on short notice.....
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#33]
Driphair Dew.  Crusta Dusta.  Surv.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:38:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Cuntsofresh.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:44:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Fresh again
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:45:04 PM EDT
[#36]
Diddle.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:45:47 PM EDT
[#37]
Cock Sauce.

Rub it all over ya.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:45:51 PM EDT
[#38]
What was the brand name in Fight Club?
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:45:52 PM EDT
[#39]
muff scrub - it gets the brown out

fresh twat, now with oxy clean

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:47:31 PM EDT
[#40]
LabiaShine
Quimmer Breeze
Flower Foamer
Butts N Suds, wait that sounds like a good name for a bar.

Here's your jingle anyway:
A whole full of soap will bring you a soul full of hope. FTW!

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:47:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Katnip.....Tacopoo
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:48:41 PM EDT
[#42]
fruity pie bar.
makes rotten crotch smell new again.
cures twat rot on contact.
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:49:20 PM EDT
[#43]
Jaipur
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:49:24 PM EDT
[#44]
I don't think the community heart of this group is even in the right place.



Freakin' funny, but wrong.    
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:51:19 PM EDT
[#45]
IESN
It's

Expensive

and

Smells

Nice
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:54:57 PM EDT
[#46]
We need a jingle for the commercial!  Sing along to the tune of "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie:

Oh baby you
you got a disease
but you say its just a rash
you need to wash your filthy ass
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:55:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Tidy Twat

FunkBgone

Fish Stix

Vag-so-clean

MILF

Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:56:16 PM EDT
[#48]
Final offering...



SSY - "Takes the PU out of puSSY"



Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:58:24 PM EDT
[#49]
Put it on a rope and call it prison sex
Link Posted: 9/14/2009 2:59:20 PM EDT
[#50]
Hippy-be-gone
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