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Posted: 9/14/2009 2:04:49 PM EDT
My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets.
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Haven't you ever seen "The Muppets Take Manhattan?"
Ocean Breeze Soap. Motto: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean. Failed motto: Ocean Breeze Soap: it's just like taking a cruise, only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere. |
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What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there? If you had to describe it using one word what would that word be?
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Ingredient list please. Then we can make an informed decision.
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What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there? It is for her advertising class. |
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Quoted: My girlfriend needs help picking out a name for a new brand of soap. The target demographic is married women aged 35-50 living in the top 20 us markets. Thanks is it scented, etc? what about it will make it stand out from the other bazillion brands? |
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Hmmm,married women 35-50.....how about "Disenchanted"......strong enough to remove the smell of your pool boy and your tennis coach.
Disenchanted......he'll never know the love is gone...... |
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What kind of soap? What differentiates it from all the other soaps out there? It is for her advertising class. In that case she should be doing her own homework. Pick something flowery or clean sounding. |
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Lava + Lever + Ivory + Dove + Olay + Coast + Irish Spring =
An ivory lever for dove hunting on the lava strewn Irish coast Olay How about Boraxolay or Glycerine Glide |
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Coochie Bar, Vag O' clean, Boobies and bubbles, Butt wax, Kitty's soap, clean nipples, I will stop
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Mackerel Masque?
Poonkleen? GashSachet? Eau D'Anchovee? Spo-dee-begone? Sorry - best I can do on short notice..... |
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LabiaShine
Quimmer Breeze Flower Foamer Butts N Suds, wait that sounds like a good name for a bar. Here's your jingle anyway: A whole full of soap will bring you a soul full of hope. FTW! |
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fruity pie bar.
makes rotten crotch smell new again. cures twat rot on contact. |
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I don't think the community heart of this group is even in the right place.
Freakin' funny, but wrong. |
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We need a jingle for the commercial! Sing along to the tune of "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie:
Oh baby you you got a disease but you say its just a rash you need to wash your filthy ass |
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