Hey guys, just got back from the airport and unpacked and wanted to give you guys a run through of what I did while I was down there.
Day One was basically a hurry up and wait scenario. I get off my flight at 1:15pm, expecting to meet up with 1GUNRUNNER and STOKES by 3:50pm. I call at about 3:30pm to make sure they made it and was informed that they got bumped and had to drive from some place in California to Vegas - expected ETA 12:01am. Ain't that a bitch? Well, I take a shuttle ride from the airport (elapsed time on shuttle: 1 hour and 13 minutes) and get to Circus Circus.
At Circus Circus I was wandering about, homeless, when this guy who looked kinda lanky and had this cute little nose walks up and says
"You're Matt right?"
"Yeh"
"Jojo, the mall ninja"
"Yeh, that's me, who are you?"
"GECKO45"
"Dude that's so sweet I almost crapped my pants"
"I did"
Well, after the "Oh wow, this is you?!?!" and "Hey is that your hand on my thigh?!?!" we sat down and waited till the Cav Crew to show up. When the Cav Crew got there SinsitralRifleman, Gecko45 and I went to the midway and arcade at the Circus Circus to play games (all were broken, it sucked). They we're tired at 11pm so they went to bed and I proceeded to wait in the lobby for GUNRUNNER to show up (1am when I finally got into the room)
DAY 2
Up at 7am sharp to get some grub and head to the show. 1GR and Stokes headed off to the SHOT show via shuttle while I chilled till DVDTRACKER showed up to give me a lift to the show. Me and DVDTracker hit all the booths in the Firearms and Law Enforcement sections (HEY WE MISSED THE HUNTING AREA!) After the show (See dvdtrackers thread with some pics of me) 1GR, Stokes, and I headed to the Rio and ate this seafood buffet. it was good. I MET BROOKE BURKE THERE!!!!!! SHE IS SOOOO HOOOOOTTT! I got her autograph on her new calander (only $25 USD). It wasn't signed to the mall ninja though, I was in to much shock of seeing her beauty:
Me: " Ya-Yu-You're B-b-brooke Burke?"
BB: "Hey handsome, my hotel room is 523"
Me:"C-c-can I guh-get your autograph?"
BB: "Sure, my calanders are inside for only 25 dollars, but you can come up to my hotel room tonight and I'll write my name all over you body with my saliva"
Me: "Be right back with that calander"
BB: "I can't wait to see you again, Matt, come see me tonight, okay?
Maybe I embellished a bit and it was paraphrased (she talked dirty to me and asked me to call her grandma, ie "Grandma, when is the oven hot enough to put my dough in?" or "Grandma, why didn't I slide off your lap when you stood up?" 1GR and Stokes headed off to Tommy Rockers but the doorman wouldn't let me in since I wasn't 21. So I headed off to JJ's wild Nude XXX open 24 hours nekkid womenz dancing place. 5 girls total, 3 were fat, 1 was old, 1 had breast implants, 1 couldn't speak english, 1 was hot(the one with breast implants and tatoos ALL over her body) I passed out in my room at 1:30 am.
To Be continued:
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