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The Indian makes it sound like they are politicians for their respective country when he says at the beginning of the article, "We have made every effort to extend the hand of friendship to the Pakistani delegation that runs the Amoco Mart's Subway Express,"    However,  The Pakistani fellow puts it a bit less eloquently and admittedly more humorously with, "I come to America to make business, not to be insulted by the son of a New Delhi whore," Ashraf said. "I take my orders from [Subway regional manager] Larry [Ferber], not from son-of-bitch Indian dog who says to me where I mop and where I not mop."  These guys need to get a grip.  The whole premise of the article is funny, look at the picture with "Indian held territory, and Pakistani held territory."  on it.  Just the way it is worded throughout sounds like it should be on MSNBC with Ashleigh Banfield live in Kashmir or something.

Guys, this article is from [url]www.theonion.com[/url].

[url]www.theonion.com/onion3804/indo-pakistani_tensions.html[/url]

It's a joke. It's only a joke.

Back slowly away from it and no one has to get hurt here.