Quoted:
Great plane if you're not in a hurry to go anywhere.
LOL - true. Your response and avatar reminded me of a joke I heard.
An F-16 jockey came roaring up on a C-130. The pilots engaged in a conversation on the radio. Eventually the F-16 pilot said "Watch this!" At which point he stood the Falcon on its tail and went vertical, looped it around, performed several barrell rolls, and brought it back alongside the Hercules. "How bout that?" said the F-16 pilot.
"Nice," admired the C-130 pilot. "Ok, watch this!" A minute passed, two minutes, five minutes, seven minutes, and the C-130 just kept chugging along. Finally the C-130 pilot came back on the radio and asked "What did you think of that?"
"I don't get it," the F-16 pilot said. "You didn't do anything."
"Yes I did," replied the C-130 pilot. "I got up, walked to the bathroom, took a dump, poured myself another cup of coffee, grabbed a doughnut, and came back to my seat."