> Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
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>  10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
>  But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
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>  9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
>  Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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>  8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
>  In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
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>  7. This feels so good, it feels so right
>  I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
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>  6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
>  Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
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>  5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
>  But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
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>  4. Through all the things that came to pass
>  Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
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>  3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
>  I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
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>  2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
>  So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
>  1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
>  You should check out the one that I gave to your sister

Hey at least when I posted this last week I at least took the time to get rid of the ">"'s