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Posted: 7/29/2009 5:45:16 PM EDT

What do you suppose this clown was thinking?

I almost never forward email stuff, but I made an exception...

[GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this douche-bag walking through the

Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on. He stopped him

near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors wasn't

something this guy had anticipated. If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid

was lucky to leave with all his teeth intact.

From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine. He claimed to be

a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a PFC chevron

looked like and then couldn't explain the NCO stripe on his trousers. He had

a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and his belt was

sticking out. No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to

mention he had on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt.

We found this out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.

Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his dad is a

retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was

soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!

Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to

watch out for this turd. ]

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:47:56 PM EDT

[#1]

POS.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:47:59 PM EDT

[#2]

Shameful.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:48:11 PM EDT

[#3]

There are no words ..............

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:49:45 PM EDT

[#4]

What a fucking jerkoff.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:50:18 PM EDT

[#5]

On second thought........some of my best friends are Marines and you shithead are neither

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:50:33 PM EDT

[#6]

What a loser!

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:51:44 PM EDT

[#7]

dickweed

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:52:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Not even close to pullining that one off.

Its a good thing it was at the mall, and not a Friday night out on the town. That could get nasty.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:53:11 PM EDT

[#9]

Do you think that turd almost shit his pants during that scene.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:53:33 PM EDT

[#10]

I suggest that everyone reading this thread copy it along with the photos and email it to everyone on their list, with instructions to please forward it to everyone on the recipients' lists. <unless this would be a CoC violation>
Turds like that need to be called out for what they are and exposed to the entire world.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:53:44 PM EDT

[#11]

lol wow

I'd LOVE to find out how this conversation started.

If you're going to do some shit like this, you might as well be dead on. I'm surprised he's still alive.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:53:51 PM EDT

[#12]

Haha.

He should of had his teeth busted in.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:53:58 PM EDT

[#13]

Chain him up and use him as a bayonet dummy at MCRD SD.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:55:09 PM EDT

[#14]

I would love to see 3 DIs berate that little sack of shit in front of everyone!

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:55:40 PM EDT

[#15]

I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:56:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I would love to see 3 DIs berate that little sack of shit in front of everyone!

That would make an EPIC video.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:56:09 PM EDT

[#17]

2 min in the Whisky Locker w Drill Instructor Sgt Britt would fix that quickly.....

Fucking shithead...

ETA- A lot of people went through hell to earn the honor of wearing that uniform....I

didn't even notice the bloodstripe....Shitty high and tight, boots and chevron in the cover were the 1st things I noticed...

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:56:40 PM EDT

[#18]

This douche, did not have "Soldier" on his left forearm misspelled "Solder" did he?

If so i know this Douche nozzle, he was at the Juvenile Treatment Facility i used to work at.

He claimed he was joining the marines when he left there and i never knew what happened to him, i do know if he joined the MARINES with SOLDIER on his arm misspelled to boot the drill instructors were gogin to scalp his ass then proceed to kill him through physical exertion for his tat.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:56:46 PM EDT

[#19]

I really hope this is a case of a kid under 18 without a lot of common sense. His conduct is shameful and he looks like a bag of crap from his unfaded haircut to his baggy uniform, uncut slopply wore white belt. Not to mention he is wearing the gloves reserved for dress blue A's. He is not wearing regulation corframs, and he didn't bother to shine the shoes he wore. The flat hand gesture the DI is making is a very familiar one. With the mountian warfare course so close to Reno he sure picked a stupid place to pull this.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:56:59 PM EDT

[#20]

Shoulda called the cops and had him arrested under the Stolen Valor act.

Anyone who would do that should be drafted into the military under special conditions: He's not

eligible for any promotion for four years and his MOS is "post garbageman" for the whole four

years. He's not allowed to wear a uniform but can earn it by completing the four years and

being a very GOOD post garbageman, THEN run his ass through boot, and only if he

graduates with honors is he allowed a uniform or promotion.

He needs to redeem himself by making amends...a LOT of amends. Lots of hard labor,

done honorably.
Otherwise, never let him even get near a recruiter's office.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:57:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Not even close...

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:57:07 PM EDT

[#22]

I hope they smoked his ass in the middle of everyone!

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:57:11 PM EDT

[#23]

Little queer there needs a brief, but intense ass kicking. Maybe a fat lip and a puffy eye. Break a rib or two. You know he'll never do it again.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:57:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Intentionally impersonating military personnel is a federal offense.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:57:53 PM EDT

[#25]

Needs his shit broken asap.

Little poser fuckstick.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:58:11 PM EDT

[#26]

wrong place, wrong time, wrong uniform, fucktard. Epic fail.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:58:50 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:59:09 PM EDT

[#28]

jagoff...wtf does he gain from this? I would love to be a fly on the wall for the verbal ass raping that a REAL marine would have given him.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:59:33 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Same here.

Posted: 7/29/2009 5:59:55 PM EDT

[#30]

The little shit should enlist if wants the respect the uniform gets.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:00:02 PM EDT

[#31]

So whats his screen name?

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:00:55 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Same here.

Do you think he is one of our "mother's basement" dwelling members?

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:00:58 PM EDT

[#33]

SEEL team 87 is compromised. Notify the local gunstore, we have to relocate the F-14 enlisted pilot training program, the boot blew our opsec.

This is the last Lance Corporal 1st Class we make an NCO

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:01:07 PM EDT

[#34]

Criminal and POS.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:02:26 PM EDT

[#35]

Holy Shit!

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:03:57 PM EDT

[#36]

But then again, my brother who actually did join the army and was stationed with the 10th Mountain, came home and visited seeing my M-9 bayonet after being in the army for a year and said "What's this?"

I answered "An M-9 Bayonet !" Kind of incredulous look on my face thinking "You are with an Infantry Division and don't what an M-9 Bayonet is?"

He says "That must be some kinda G.I. JOE Shit there for civilian sale, we don't use those!"

I could not believe someone had been in a Year and never saw an M-9 Bayonet but he hadn't, so i got him up to speed on how they work and it's features in case he ever runs into anymore "G.I. JOE SHIT!" in a combat situation.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:04:15 PM EDT

[#37]

I've seen posers like that too, but that were in the "Army"... I will do anything to go outta my way to be nice to service members or vets like myself unless they are posing or just plain full-o-shit. Then it's time to get busted out and squared away in a very un-P.C. way.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:05:00 PM EDT

[#38]

That kid has mental problems.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:05:24 PM EDT

[#39]

Shameful.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:05:37 PM EDT

[#40]

Hell I'm just surprised he didn't get the 10 dollar ribbon assortment and a pound of battle stars to go with his costume.

Yes costume, because he damn sure isn't a Marine.

I would have paid good money to observe the ass chewing he received.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:06:12 PM EDT

[#41]

Reminds me of my sons liberal history teacher telling her students how she was the first and one of only a few female "paratroopers".
Just didn't sound right to me. "paratrooper"

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:06:37 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Same here.

Do you think he is one of our "mother's basement" dwelling members?

I believe so, I remember faces pretty well.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:07:22 PM EDT

[#43]

my grandfather and uncles served in the military. i will wear their old garb but not with the intent of passing myself off as a real soldier. if it comes to the point of being questioned i would gladly say that it is a family members jacket. i have enough respect for our service members than to try and pass myself off as one.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:07:56 PM EDT

[#44]

The Gy is not in uniform, but the signature Drill Instructor pose of one arm folded across the chest and pointing his knife hand at the poser is a dead giveaway that he's the real deal.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:08:13 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
So whats his screen name?

AZMJS?

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:09:36 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Same here.

The member he resembles had a picture of himself in his avatar. Can't remember his handle, though. Probably not the same dude, but it does look close.

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:10:14 PM EDT

[#47]

Punk

Posted: 7/29/2009 6:10:27 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I could have sworn that I've seen his face on this forum.

when i seen the pics, i was like, damn that guy looks familiar

Same here.

Do you think he is one of our "mother's basement" dwelling members?

I believe so, I remember faces pretty well.

This thread could turn epic really fast if someone could positively ID this clown as a member here.

Start checking our CA and NV members first and work out from there.