Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Site Notices
Posted: 1/28/2002 9:16:21 PM EDT
Any details? Epicenter? Severity? Damage?
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:21:23 PM EDT
[#1]

I dunno, did Rosie slip on a banana peel?

Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:24:21 PM EDT
[#2]
I heard it was at 9:45PST in Simi Valley, 40 miles N. of L.A. Personally I didn't feel a thing, I'm in the San Gabriel Valley, approximately 10 miles east of L.A.
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:24:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Did it fall in yet?
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:27:01 PM EDT
[#4]
No, we're still here.   [beer]
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:29:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
No, we're still here.   [beer]
View Quote


Well good..... I guess
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:40:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:49:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Heres what I've gotten off the wire:

(AP)At approximately 9:08PM residents of Southern California were suddenly jarred from thier thoughts of world socialism in what experts describe as "one hell of large ass". Sources say that Actress/Comedian/Dumbass Rosie O'Donnell made an appearence at Jabars Quickie Stop for the monthly tossing of expired Drakes Cakes.

Proprieter Ali Bahat Kamkar Salat Mohammed Smith stated "I tell her, no Drakie Cake, all bad, go in garbage." Apparently the words were not music to the washed up starlett. Smith continued, "She go crazy, start tossing cheese and nachos, punched me in mouth, unbuttoned pants."

Apparently witnesses say, Rosie in her fit of rage knocked over the slushy machine and proceeded to slip and fall causing several injuries to horrified onlookers.

Witness to the rampage Lamar Johnson, "I was like daaaaaaamn bitch, hold up, yous a crazy motherf'er!"

Police Officer Lawson, "We taped off the area where the incident took place, the destruction is horrible, somehow most of the evidence was apparently 'licked up' by the suspect, but the property damage in the surrounding communities is devastating."

According to geological experts, the incident scaled a 4.2. "Certainly not as bad when the last time she fell in the shower though, I remember people were trapped down there" Dr. Stubben commented.

[chainsawkill] Man I'm tired [:)]
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 9:50:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
There will be no falling in the ocean of Kalifornistan.  The big fault, the San Andreas, is where two major plates join.  But the plates aren't going under/over one another, or splitting apart.  Instead, they are sliding against each other.  The Pacific Plate, which contains the San Francisco penninsula and extends down to San Bernadino, is moving north, while the North American Plate, containing Marin county, the entire northern half of the state, and the inland half of the southern part of the state, is moving south.

Basically, in a few million years, LA will be up were SF is now, and SF will be up around Seattle.  In no case will Nevada or Arizona be the west coast.

-Troy
View Quote


[:O]

Link Posted: 1/28/2002 10:32:33 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 1/28/2002 11:07:19 PM EDT
[#10]
What's really sad was my gf gasped "Oh my God!" and I screamed "Take it, Baby!" thinking it was me...
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 12:53:29 AM EDT
[#11]
I'm with Troy,the Andreas is just slidin the plate's are just sliding back and forth not on top of each other.
It's all the Bezerkley students proclaiming the "DOOM and GLOOM",cause theys all,expert's and we's all ignoramos's.
I just feel sorry for the people of Oregon and Washington when the Gay Bay slides up their way!
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 2:29:58 AM EDT
[#12]
I was watching Rose Red too.

Normally earthquakes don't bother me, but I got a little freaked out when the haunted house in the movie started shaking, then my apartment started shaking too. WTF! Then I said to myself, "Wheew...it's only an earthquake [:D]"
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 9:11:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Heres what I've gotten off the wire:

(AP)At approximately 9:08PM residents of Southern California were suddenly jarred from thier thoughts of world socialism in what experts describe as "one hell of large ass". Sources say that Actress/Comedian/Dumbass Rosie O'Donnell made an appearence at Jabars Quickie Stop for the monthly tossing of expired Drakes Cakes.

Proprieter Ali Bahat Kamkar Salat Mohammed Smith stated "I tell her, no Drakie Cake, all bad, go in garbage." Apparently the words were not music to the washed up starlett. Smith continued, "She go crazy, start tossing cheese and nachos, punched me in mouth, unbuttoned pants."

Apparently witnesses say, Rosie in her fit of rage knocked over the slushy machine and proceeded to slip and fall causing several injuries to horrified onlookers.

Witness to the rampage Lamar Johnson, "I was like daaaaaaamn bitch, hold up, yous a crazy motherf'er!"

Police Officer Lawson, "We taped off the area where the incident took place, the destruction is horrible, somehow most of the evidence was apparently 'licked up' by the suspect, but the property damage in the surrounding communities is devastating."

According to geological experts, the incident scaled a 4.2. "Certainly not as bad when the last time she fell in the shower though, I remember people were trapped down there" Dr. Stubben commented.

[chainsawkill] Man I'm tired [:)]
View Quote


Haaaahahahahahahah!!!

ILMAO!  That is funny!

More...more!

[;D]
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 9:15:01 AM EDT
[#14]
Didn't feel a thing  accually I didn't know till I saw this thread
Link Posted: 1/29/2002 8:25:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Check out the USGS Earthquake map for details.
[url]http://quake.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Maps/119-34.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 1/30/2002 7:01:54 PM EDT
[#16]
Hey warlord, where are you exactly? I spent 17 yrs in Hacienda Heights. Graduated from Los Altos HS in 71. Left in 75 for the Air Force. Haven't been back since 84. Parents have moved to Victorville. Plan on coming out this summer.
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top