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Posted: 1/25/2002 11:24:40 AM EDT
These guys never cease to crack me up.  All for gun control unless they are talking about overthrowing the system:

[url]http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=12941&forum=DCForumID35&omm=40[/url]

And just for laughs here's a dissection going on at freerepublic.  The DUers are aware of it:

[url]http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/615572/posts?=&&page=101[/url]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:29:26 AM EDT
[#1]
LOL, a liberal revolution, what are they going to use, good fealings and weed? LOL, that would be a quick war, with all us right-wing military industrial complex gun nuts and our blued steel saftey net. [:D]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:37:20 AM EDT
[#2]
This is my favorite quote so far:

[b]LadyDemocrat:
"I can't get rid of the feeling that we are going to have a civil war and the republicans are going to get their butts kicked.
If you put a white collar worker up against a blue collar worker the dork will not stand a chance."[/b]

What does she think?  People fight wars with their fists?  Does she think that every blue collar guy in America would be willing to lay down their lives for her cause?

[rolleyes]

She is just really dumb, and that is being pretty generous.  If I only had a nickel for every one of her vacuous thoughts, I could buy California.

[whacko] !!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:46:04 AM EDT
[#3]
God! They are sooooooooooo cute! I want a lady Democrat all of my own! So cute, so cuddly, so easily confused!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:46:38 AM EDT
[#4]
Ha ha hahahahahaha



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


whatta ya figger - one string of Camp perry competitors should pretty much decimate the Democrats, IF they WANNA start some crap.



Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:47:26 AM EDT
[#5]
They're so pathetic.  Most of them would probably go to the gun store and buy an AR, AK, or any other "assault rifle" without buying any ammo with the expectation that as soon as they walked out the door with it, it would just start dispensing death and destruction, because that's what these evil "assault rifles" do....right?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 11:57:04 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:00:41 PM EDT
[#7]
I don't even know where to start.  Those people are brain-dead!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:01:29 PM EDT
[#8]
The has got to be one of the most naive assessments I have ever heard.  They're reading too much Marx, I guess.  "The proletarian will overthrow the ruling class of capitalist running dogs."  Where the fuck were these people when communism was totally discredited?  Why don't they go check out Cuba or North Korea if they want to see real communism in action?  Not too pretty.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:02:46 PM EDT
[#9]
Such morons, everyone knows the next revolution will be fought without any real loss of life.  We'll divide into teams, fire up our copies of Return to Castle Wolfenstein and whichever side wins the most battles rules America.

Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:06:42 PM EDT
[#10]
Stealth can we play Counter Strike instead?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:09:23 PM EDT
[#11]
I love this line!  I just wish I had a Machine Gun!!!


To: Doomonyou; harpseal

[i]I wouldn't want to face the right anywhere but the ballot box.[/i]

Ho, finally found a name for my new .30cal machine gun...

....Ballot Box!

I remember, Harpy, (sniff), proud to know you.


120 posted on 1/25/02 12:10 PM Pacific by FreedomFarmer
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Look out for all the Chad!!!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:13:24 PM EDT
[#12]
the liberal mindset is such that they think that they represent the working class. this, in spite of the fact that liberalism is usually an intellectual belief system.
as a result, if there is class struggle, they expect it will be them, representing the working class against the  industrialist/ capitalist conservatives. labor vs capital, remember?

hence they, (from kennedy down), fail to realize that they do not accurately represent the feelings of the majority of middle class working america, which can be distinctly anti-intellectual at times, especially when the intellectual elite has lost contact with reality.

imo.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:25:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Shit they have more nuts than we do.

"The theft"  Are they still pissed about the election, I thought that was over.  How do you blame others if you can't follow the instructions on a ballot.  If it was so important they should have checked to insure they completely punched the correct chad.

"Right Wing Press"   LOL Where are they getting their news?

"No Jobs, people scraping change to eat" - I know people have lost jobs and I do feel for them.  The unemployeement rate is higher compared to the recenly record low.  If they want to talk about record unemployeement lets go back to the 1970s and early 1980s.  

"Enron has slowed the information superhighway to a country road"  WTF My connection seems fine.  Are they trying to be symbollic?  If so I don't get it.

Maybe we can get our right wing nuts to fight their left wing nuts. Sound like some good pay-pre-view.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:25:50 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:

whatta ya figger - one string of Camp perry competitors should pretty much decimate the Democrats, IF they WANNA start some crap.
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Hey, you didn't read close enough, they said WE were going to "start it."  
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never look direct in the face of [strike]Medusa[/strike] Democrat stupidity.

I make it a point to NOT read their crap too closely. it may be contageous





Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:28:05 PM EDT
[#15]
LOL!

Which one of you guys is posting as tom_paine?

(from post #55):

"I would advise all DUers, regardless of their feelings towards guns, to buy them and the other survivalist items mentioned above. Just in case."


[50]          [peep]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:46:37 PM EDT
[#16]
These people are hilarious. I wish they would have a more up to date format for the sight like here. I wanted to read more but you had to open every comment. They seem to be a violent bunch, maybe the BATF should be monitoring that sight. HE HE HE

The think and thought process was truly confusing. I am sure every one of them is against private ownership of guns yet they wanted to kill people like me. Maybe they oppose the second amendment because of the muderous thought they have. HMM
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:46:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Did anyone else notice that there were a lot of complaints they had which mirror the ones we have here?  Misrepresentation in the media, corruption in government, the trend towards fascism in this country, etc.  It just seems like some of them are basically like some of us with slightly different beliefs, but ones where we could respect and accept differences.  It would be nice if we could work with them to get rid of all the BS where the media and government play us off each other so we don't have time to deal with the real problems.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:51:18 PM EDT
[#18]
It's really sad how they accuse everyone of being a Nazi.  These people don't even know what Nazism is.  They labor under some misconception that Nazism came from the "Right Wing" (whatever that is supposed to be.)

Do they really think Pat Robertson is going to don his SS uniform and kick down their door to ask them to stop sodomizing each other and sucking their bongs?  And do they think the Christian Coalition in America really has that much power any more? Apparently, they do indeed.

The whole board full of half-wits is in complete denial of every atrocity committed by so-called "left-wing" tyrannical regimes.  They somehow attribute it to the MilitaryIndustrialCorporateChristian complex.

They have missed the whole point of modern conservative thinking, namely "Get your damned hand out of my pocket and don't tell me what kind of guns I can own.  Leave me the hell alone."   Of course this is mostly libertarian, but aren't they even more "right" than conservatives?

I quickly earned a headache trying to make sense out of their posts.  It doesn't pay to reason with the brain-damaged.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:53:24 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Did anyone else notice that there were a lot of complaints they had which mirror the ones we have here?  Misrepresentation in the media, corruption in government, the trend towards fascism in this country, etc.  It just seems like some of them are basically like some of us with slightly different beliefs, but ones where we could respect and accept differences.  .
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Yeah, but they think the CAUSES of those problems are capitalism, the Second Amendment, and LACK of gov't control over the private sector.

them claiming the media has a slant to the right is pure lunacy. The meida elites acknowledge and laugh about the leftist slant at their private little parties.

All they have done is ADOPT our lingo to fool other sheeple. The solutions to the problems are VERY different. VERY.

Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:03:12 PM EDT
[#20]
qwijibo,
Don't let 'em fool you.  Although they complain about the same things it is for very different reasons.  Their definition of fascism and ours are completely different.  Their idea of fascism is what most conservatives espouse, a hands off approach on the lives of Americans but at the same time stressing moral integrity and values.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:13:46 PM EDT
[#21]
Yeah all you big gun-totin guys are laughing now but wait till the libs hit you square in the face with some fine weed!  (Remember ex klinton's instructions -  "Don't puff, inhale !)

"Revolution by Weed"

MEETING OF THE COMMITTEE FOR THE COUNCIL ON "WAGING WAR ON GUN-OWNERS." (The WWGO)

"Will..........the committe..........come....,  cometo......order."

Alright "Weed-Warriors".......who will....lead.........the first charge ?

OHHHHH Kayyyyyyy

We'll meet next  uh, uh ahhhh .Again

[:D] [X]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:53:48 PM EDT
[#22]
While we are joking around and laughing at them we should be figuring out ways to sell them  junk at four or five times what it is worth. They love to throw money at problems.
BANNED AK47 magazines for only $50 each! Buy them while you can!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:58:57 PM EDT
[#23]
I realize UPS has crappy service but jeesh...
---------------------
i challenge any wing-nut to pry it outta' my hand or come through my door with an agenda and a bad attitude. say what you will about me, but i am not your stereotypical liberal...there will be a NASTY surprise waiting for any right wing jack-boot [b]brown shirt[/b] that has the cajones to come up to my door to start trouble.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 2:12:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

them claiming the media has a slant to the right is pure lunacy. The meida elites acknowledge and laugh about the leftist slant at their private little parties.


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But maybe, the DU'ers (dumb urbanites?) are soooo far left that the left leaning media [b]is[/b] to their left. [shock]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 2:18:47 PM EDT
[#25]
LadyDemocrat:
"I can't get rid of the feeling that we are going to have a civil war and the republicans are going to get their butts kicked.
If you put a white collar worker up against a blue collar worker the dork will not stand a chance."

I resent the Idea that gun owners are blue collar, or non professionals! I'm getting my PHD is physics, and my dad is an HR exec. Not exactly a pool cleaner!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 2:33:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Think of all the blue collar workers out there who REALLY resent anyone assuming they are a Democrat!
Talk about an insult!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 2:39:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Okay, after forcing myself to go through that entire mess over there, I've come to the conclusion that if anyone were to offer those nutcases some heavy duty aluminum foil, they'd make a killing.

Financially, I mean.

No, that wouldn't work. That would be too capitalistic. You'd have to give it away.

Still, it might be worth it. [:D]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 2:44:49 PM EDT
[#28]
From Jonah Goldberg (and I do oh so love Jonah)!

“And one last point I feel compelled to point out. I’ve never met a real social-welfare state leftist who could answer the following question without having to think real hard: “Aside from the murder and genocide, what exactly don’t you like about National Socialism?”
And I’ve never met a conservative who didn’t have an answer at his fingertips. So, who’s really closer to being a Nazi? “

[url]www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldberg010501.shtml[/url]

Mike
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:01:37 PM EDT
[#29]
That was an interesting dissembling of random feces...  Let me see if I can summarize the ramblings:

The right wing media is aiding and abetting the fascist takeover of the government and the destruction of civil rights.

The religious right is just a splinter militia group.

The Democrat blue collar workers are going to kick the ass of the extreme right wing (armed with a Thunder 5 and a Browning Auto 5).


I thnk these people would crap if they saw the pics of some of the collections on this site...  [:D]  
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#30]
Hanging the Nazis around the neck of the right, when they are in fact the spawn of the left, is one of the best deceptions the socialists have ever pulled off. You almost have to admire the ability to get hundreds of millions of people to believe something so easily illustrated to be untrue.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:15:05 PM EDT
[#31]
WOW and they ay we are the crazy one's?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:26:16 PM EDT
[#32]
I think Sun Tzu ([i][u]The Art of War[/i][/u]) said "Know your enemy as you know yourself, and you will never lose a battle" or words to that effect.  


Read DU and know your enemy.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:30:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Seriously, I thought Insanity was grounds to loose your RKBA. Maybe somebody should anonymously tip off the ATF that unlawfull users of a controlled substance are in possession of firearms.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:47:14 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
The Democrat blue collar workers are going to kick the ass of the extreme right wing (armed with a Thunder 5 and a Browning Auto 5).
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Actually, LadyDemocrat was saying that blue collar workers were Republicans and that white collar workers were Dems (which seems to be the opposite of what other Dems say) and that the white collar types would kick the crap out of the blue collar "dorks".  All this while collar/blue collar stuff!  I'm soooooo confused.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:07:10 PM EDT
[#35]
I got flamed within 2 seconds of posting on their site.

At least I told it like it is. Check it out before they delete my response and send me hate mail.

[url]http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=12941&forum=DCForumID35&omm=77[/url]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:08:04 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Okay, after forcing myself to go through that entire mess over there, I've come to the conclusion that if anyone were to offer those nutcases some heavy duty aluminum foil, they'd make a killing.

Financially, I mean.

No, that wouldn't work. That would be too capitalistic. You'd have to give it away.

Still, it might be worth it. [:D]
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Someone should tell them foil hats work better if you place a plastic bag over your head.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:14:14 PM EDT
[#37]
Posted to DU under the alias "Harba Ibn Irs" (Spearweasel in Arabic):

Ok. First off, tinfoil hats for everyone. Your little "red vs. blue" scenario is an unlikely one at best. Second, Red would win, hands down. Those who have already pointed this out above did a fine job, so I'll spare you a recap. Third, you guys are projecting something fierce.
I've started hanging out in Freeperville and DU both, ever since word of this ridiculous thread arrived in my own political quarters. Have you all lost your minds? Your shrill, vitriolic screeching is nearly identical to the shrill, vitriolic screeching of the more rabid freepers. Your view of "Them" is nearly the same, if you swap the appropriate buzzwords. Each of you, Freeper and DUista alike, see yourselves as part of a virtuous minority, at war with an evil government controlled by the Other Side, in fear of Nazi-Fascists... you guys call them "Brownshirts", the other side calls them "JBT's". For God's sakes, take a deep breath and shut your yaps for a little while, and actually listen. You share the same overblown hyperbole.

In case it matters, I'm sorta in the middle politically.
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Re: White collar vs. Blue collar... I work at Dell, and just about all of the technicians I have spoken to there are gun owners. More than a few are proper gun collecters with proper Evil Guns, and there are several of them that are regulars on this board. If we all turned out for a SHTF Dell Militia, I figure we could muster a hundred or so guys with rifles, probably twenty of those with full tactical mall-ninja rigs. Maybe half ex-military, maybe 5% with actual combat time. Maybe half are weekend atheletes and/or martial artists in pretty good shape. And I know of one or two with access to some pretty big machine guns, legally owned and operated. We could provide our own support weaponry... and the machinists could turn out mortars in short order, I'm guessing.

And that's just the Server Support guys.

Fuck the DUistas. They don't know what they're talking about, and they surely don't know who they are messing with. White collar weaklings my shiny white ass.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:23:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Yes it was me!  Guerilla Warfare! HAHAH! Now they're all going to be armed with 10/22 and Glock 17's.


HAHAHAHA I feel so...      evil.


[):)]
NSF
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:26:05 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Yes it was me!  Guerilla Warfare! HAHAH! Now they're all going to be armed with 10/22 and Glock 17's.


HAHAHAHA I feel so...      evil.


[):)]
NSF
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NSFJojo, you are a bad, bad man. Why didn't you recommend Glaser slugs for their "armor-piercing ability and child-safety features"?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:31:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Yes it was me!  Guerilla Warfare! HAHAH! Now they're all going to be armed with 10/22 and Glock 17's.


HAHAHAHA I feel so...      evil.



[):)]
NSF
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NSFJojo, you are a bad, bad man. Why didn't you recommend Glaser slugs for their "armor-piercing ability and child-safety features"?
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I'll make it so.
Edit to add: It's done!!
HAHAHAHAH
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 4:56:40 PM EDT
[#41]
That is, without a doubt, some of the scariest shit I've ever read--half of them WANT to go to war with the rest of the country!

These people are not sane.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 5:08:23 PM EDT
[#42]
awesome phrase

our blued steel saftey net. [:D]
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Link Posted: 1/25/2002 5:10:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 5:13:22 PM EDT
[#44]
Good job, Secret Agent Mall Ninja NSF Jojo!!

For all intents and purposes, you proposed the Imbroglio field gear!!

I would have recommended something in .25 ACP or .32 ACP, though.  Lighter recoil to less offend their sensibilities....  You know, a Lorcin or Jennings for those Diarrhea Undergrounders on a budget (because they can't get a REAL job).  

Either that or some very expensive testosterone gun.  Like perhaps a Taurus Raging Bull in .454 Casull or Desert Eagle in .50 AE.  Would most likely make them crap their pants if they ever fired one.  After all, those thick skinned, neo-Nazi, right wing conspiring, Bible-thumping dirtballs deserve nothing less than to be blown away with maximum ft-lbs of energy...

Besides, there's no need to let them get equipped with a caliber of ammo that would be commonly available...
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 5:41:00 PM EDT
[#45]
I'll be damned. They banned my ass.

Guess they couldn't take a little criticism.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 5:58:00 PM EDT
[#46]
NSFJojo-that's a classic post. I'm saving it.

And they STILL think the people flaming them are from free republic...i bet they don't even know about this site.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 6:34:06 PM EDT
[#47]
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Interesting thought.  Make a business opportunity out of the Dimocrats.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 6:45:06 PM EDT
[#48]
What's impressive is that several of them realize a key point: the right is armed, the left is not, and the implication of that scares them silly.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:01:26 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Posted to DU under the alias "Harba Ibn Irs" (Spearweasel in Arabic):

Ok. First off, tinfoil hats for everyone. Your little "red vs. blue" scenario is an unlikely one at best. Second, Red would win, hands down. Those who have already pointed this out above did a fine job, so I'll spare you a recap. Third, you guys are projecting something fierce.
I've started hanging out in Freeperville and DU both, ever since word of this ridiculous thread arrived in my own political quarters. Have you all lost your minds? Your shrill, vitriolic screeching is nearly identical to the shrill, vitriolic screeching of the more rabid freepers. Your view of "Them" is nearly the same, if you swap the appropriate buzzwords. Each of you, Freeper and DUista alike, see yourselves as part of a virtuous minority, at war with an evil government controlled by the Other Side, in fear of Nazi-Fascists... you guys call them "Brownshirts", the other side calls them "JBT's". For God's sakes, take a deep breath and shut your yaps for a little while, and actually listen. You share the same overblown hyperbole.

In case it matters, I'm sorta in the middle politically.
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Spearweasle!  You left out the best part!  The title!

Slack-Jawed Rednecks of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but...
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Another keyboard down the tubes!

Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:16:24 PM EDT
[#50]
Those guys are idiots.  They don't have a clue who they are up gainst.

It is not a "white collar - blue collar" thing. Most of my "militia" buddies are well educated professionals with 6 figure incomes.

We should log into their web site and start giving them hell.  It would be fun!
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