Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards

 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
 But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
 Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
 In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

 7. This feels so good, it feels so right
 I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
 Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
 But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

 4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
 I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
 So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
 You should check out the one that
 I gave to your sister!


1964

GI Joe doll debuts. The Beatles occupy the Billboard Top Five. Verbands Molkerei introduces long-life milk in Switzerland. John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz develop BASIC at Dartmouth College.

Nice list Imbr...err...Goat...err...Mc1GUNRUNNER.z

Becha if Imbroglio sent # 6 out to all the womenz he would finaly get one, LOL![:D]

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