When you keep score on your vehicle's roadkill record. Then, when you get a new vehicle, you can't wait to see how long it takes until you can surpass the record of the old vehicle.
It's bad when you know without looking how far over you've got to swerve to pick off that furry wittle squirrel or to peg that dead skunk in the road.
Oh, and by the way guys it is officially dove mating season. I do not declare it to be mating season for dove until I've chaulked up a roadkill on a dove with my truck. The things get so damned stupid once the mating season comes around, the things just hang out in the road as you drive by. About three years ago I nailed 3 doves in a one week period of time. There are a whole ton of feathers plastered into my radiator from today's hit. I swear, so many doves and squirrels have died underneath my truck that I've lost count.