Squirrels were getting it on in my front yard

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Squirrels were getting it on in my front yard

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:06:17 PM EDT

Screwing on a split rail fence. No sense of decency whatsoever. Should have been paying attention.

The fat one was the female - it was the one on bottom anyway. At least they died happy.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:08:31 PM EDT

[#1]

That's how I wanna go.

One shot, two kills?

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:08:32 PM EDT

[#2]

So In

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:08:50 PM EDT

[#3]

when is the dinner pics?

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:10:20 PM EDT

[#4]

they did not die happy if you shot them before they got their nut.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:11:16 PM EDT

[#5]

Friend of mine told me about his favorite hunting memory. He was about to shoot a doe when a buck ran out and mounted her. "Eh, I'll wait till he's finished."

Buck groaned, started to pull out, and *BLAM* collapsed on top of the doe, who had a hard time running away with a dead buck on her back and a dick in her cootch. *BLAM* She went down too.

Then my friend said that that's how he'd like to go.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:11:46 PM EDT

[#6]

MURDERER!!!!!

Did you get a twofer?

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:12:13 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
they did not die happy if you shot them before they got their nut.

I see what you did there.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:13:13 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

they did not die happy if you shot them before they got their nut.

ETA: Damn, shouldnthave left the "reply" window open for so long.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:14:24 PM EDT

[#9]

Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:21:27 PM EDT

[#10]

PICs of them fucking... or it didnt happen

edit... of, not or

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:24:50 PM EDT

[#11]

PICs or them fucking... or it didnt happen

Can anybody see the photo?

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:25:31 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:28:15 PM EDT

[#13]

Cold. Man, that is really cold.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:33:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:35:08 PM EDT

[#15]

That's the ultimate cock block.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:45:59 PM EDT

[#16]

PICs or them fucking... or it didnt happen

Can anybody see the photo?

???

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:51:49 PM EDT

[#17]

Was that shot shell used to strengthen your anus?

or was that the larger 12 gauge?

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:53:52 PM EDT

[#18]

Was that shot shell used to strengthen your anus?

or was that the larger 12 gauge?

I still have the empty hull if you want to check it out.

Posted: 6/17/2009 3:58:26 PM EDT

[#19]

From my windowsill a few years back...

I let 'em be.

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:16:27 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

From my windowsill a few years back...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/forester1/DSCF0005.jpg

I let 'em be.

The one is obviously giving the other the Heimlich...

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:47:59 PM EDT

[#21]

If your shot wasn't a "twofer", then you wasted a golden opportunity, and should go turn in your "man card".

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:51:13 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

AHAHAHAHHAHAH! AXL FTMFW!

Posted: 6/17/2009 4:59:51 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Are you going to eat them? Or did you just kill them to show what a big bad ass you are?

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:19:50 PM EDT

[#24]

Are you going to eat them? Or did you just kill them to show what a big bad ass you are?

Squirrels are rodents. Rodents carry fleas and parasites. Fleas and parasites like my dogs. Rodents are very destructive. They chew holes in my house, build nests in the garage and attic, and eat insulation off wires. I live in forty fucking acres of woods. If the goddamn squirrels with their fleas, parasites, and sharp teeth would stay in the fucking woods where they belong I don't think i would give much of a shit about them. And no, I'm not a bad ass. Never have been. But I will (and have) pulled a trigger often at rodents of various types and smiled at the result.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:20:35 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
So In

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:31:51 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Are you going to eat them? Or did you just kill them to show what a big bad ass you are?

Squirrels are rodents. Rodents carry fleas and parasites. Fleas and parasites like my dogs. Rodents are very destructive. They chew holes in my house, build nests in the garage and attic, and eat insulation off wires. I live in forty fucking acres of woods. If the goddamn squirrels with their fleas, parasites, and sharp teeth would stay in the fucking woods where they belong I don't think i would give much of a shit about them. And no, I'm not a bad ass. Never have been. But I will (and have) pulled a trigger often at rodents of various types and smiled at the result.

Yea, I live out in the country also. I know what squirrels are, and what they do at times. I guess I tend to just live a little more forgiving than you. I only kill animals that are currently a problem, not everyone of a certain kind. If I killed any critter that posed a potential problem, I guess I'd have to kill every one that was on my property, as they all cause damage to some extent.

Just wondered, as you seemed like you got a certain pleasure out of it. Sad, I grew out of that mindset years ago. I'm not a bleeding heart either. I've killed about all the game one can, in the states.

Oh, by the way, the animals are where they belong. In the woods. You and I chose to live there, also. Karma's a bitch.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:40:01 PM EDT

[#27]

I've probably killed two garbage cans full of squirrels this year and its only June. RWS .22 air rifle (w/Leupold 4x rimfire scope)...you know, the Germans make good stuff.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:40:41 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
when is the dinner pics?

This.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:42:34 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
That's the ultimate cock block.

+1 Looks tasty though

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:45:13 PM EDT

[#30]

Another classic Axl post with a shotgun shell as the main prop.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:46:03 PM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:46:50 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Are you going to eat them? Or did you just kill them to show what a big bad ass you are?

Squirrels are rodents. Rodents carry fleas and parasites. Fleas and parasites like my dogs. Rodents are very destructive. They chew holes in my house, build nests in the garage and attic, and eat insulation off wires. I live in forty fucking acres of woods. If the goddamn squirrels with their fleas, parasites, and sharp teeth would stay in the fucking woods where they belong I don't think i would give much of a shit about them. And no, I'm not a bad ass. Never have been. But I will (and have) pulled a trigger often at rodents of various types and smiled at the result.

Yea, I live out in the country also. I know what squirrels are, and what they do at times. I guess I tend to just live a little more forgiving than you. I only kill animals that are currently a problem, not everyone of a certain kind. If I killed any critter that posed a potential problem, I guess I'd have to kill every one that was on my property, as they all cause damage to some extent.
Just wondered, as you seemed like you got a certain pleasure out of it. Sad, I grew out of that mindset years ago. I'm not a bleeding heart either. I've killed about all the game one can, in the states.
Oh, by the way, the animals are where they belong. In the woods. You and I chose to live there, also. Karma's a bitch.

WAAAAH! He killed rodent pests!

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:50:43 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

mk step away from the weapon.

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:55:30 PM EDT

[#34]

Potential motivational poster: "Squirrely Style"...PAY attention because someone may have a bead on your ass!

Posted: 6/17/2009 5:55:41 PM EDT

[#35]

EAT THEIR BRAINS WITH A SPOON!

Posted: 6/17/2009 6:01:21 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That's the ultimate cock block.

+1 Looks tasty though

In a thread where almost every other person has made a reference to squirrel cum, jizz, nut, etc, you might want to refrain from posting "looks tasty though

"

Just a thought.

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:15:41 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Christ, I didn't mean nothing by it. I was just saying "well done."

No need to get smart. Sorry you had a lousy day, bro.

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:23:17 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

OMFG

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:27:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:28:59 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:31:20 PM EDT

[#41]

Never a dull thread when Axl is involved.

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:50:28 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah, both with one shot. Would have been impossible not to get them both. 20ga, #7, 10 yards. Nothing spectacular there.

That's how I wanna go.

Fucking a squirrel on a fence? Whatever. Way I feel today I'd just as soon shoot your ass too, whoever you are.

Christ, I didn't mean nothing by it. I was just saying "well done."

No need to get smart. Sorry you had a lousy day, bro.

"Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep squirrel!"

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