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Posted: 6/16/2009 7:19:43 PM EDT

Funny website. What is it???

"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded."

Some are a little offensive. Check out "Camry Killer".

http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:45:45 PM EDT

[#1]

That's freaking hilarious.

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:54:42 PM EDT

[#2]

turtle sand box had me laughing so hard i had to put away the computer and let out the laughs. great find man. +1 internets to you

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:55:06 PM EDT

[#3]

Shit, some of those are hilarious. This one actually made me laugh out loud: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=37

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:59:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Shit, some of those are hilarious. This one actually made me laugh out loud: http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=37

"NO! IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE!"

Posted: 6/16/2009 7:59:58 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
turtle sand box had me laughing so hard i had to put away the computer and let out the laughs. great find man. +1 internets to you

Fuck me, "Turtle Sandbox" had me crying.

Gotta love random.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:00:16 PM EDT

[#6]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2

More asshole FTW

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:05:40 PM EDT

[#7]

This is so funny...

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:07:49 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:11:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:13:32 PM EDT

[#10]

FUCKING FUNNY

Read buy my wifes car

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:16:36 PM EDT

[#11]

That shit is hilarious!

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:28:56 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:28:58 PM EDT

[#13]

I literally have tears rolling down my face reading Camry Killer

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:30:36 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Funny website. What is it???

"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded."

Some are a little offensive. Check out "Camry Killer".

http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php

Thank you Sir; those were the laughs that I needed.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:30:58 PM EDT

[#15]

hahahaha line from shitty roommate #2 "I'll smoke the meth outside if you are gonna be a twat about it. "

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:32:17 PM EDT

[#16]

That's good stuff.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:34:54 PM EDT

[#17]

Dude... you have my crying with laughter... that is so fucking funny.

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:38:21 PM EDT

[#18]

Taco Bell Hauling Service

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:42:06 PM EDT

[#19]

Original ad:
We are hosting a 5th birthday party for our son and his friends. It`s a "bug themed" party and we`re looking to hire someone who can bring a few bugs/spiders (maybe under glass?) to the party and educate the kids for about 20 minutes (we`re talking 5-year old attention span). The party is at the end of June. Please contact me if you have experience with and access to bugs and can create a fun learning experience for the kids.
Timmy Tucker to ****************@**********.org

Hey there,

I have access to about twenty black widow spiders, and about 50 brown recluse spiders. For $200, I can release them at your party, and everyone can enjoy them. They are great for kids! I know a lot about insects from my job. I worked in an office on the first floor that had cheap windows, so I always had to kill bugs. I can tell you how to kill anything from a stink bug to an African burrowing scorpion. I can give a small speech to your party about this.

Also, for an extra $50, I can release a bag of wasps in your house to really give it that insect theme that you are looking for.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Tim

Best one of them all .

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:47:29 PM EDT

[#20]

I just woke up my neighbors from laughing so loud. Thanks I needed that!

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:52:23 PM EDT

[#21]

wow, it delivered! lols all around that camry guy was shitting himself and probably couldnt sleep that night

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:54:18 PM EDT

[#22]

im in tears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:56:21 PM EDT

[#23]

EPIC FIND! 420 Friendly omfg

Posted: 6/16/2009 8:59:28 PM EDT

[#24]

OK guys, we all thought about it, now do it! Go fuck with someone on Craigslist and post the results here.

ETA: Here is my first attempt:

Looking for ride to Phish in Pittsburgh - $40

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-13, 2:44PM EDT

Looking for a ride for two or three people from Philly (or somewhere nearby) to Pittsburgh for a Phish show on Thursday evening. Can trade things, split gas money, pay more than $40, etc. - totally open to negotiating. We're easygoing and not at all demanding...all we need are two or three seats (middle seat's okay!). Looking for a ride there, but a ride back would be nice, too.

Here is my first reply:

Hey, I may be able to help if you are serious about being open to negotiations.

Jason

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:06:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Hummer rideshare is pretty good.

"It 4mpg, so gas won't be too expensive."

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:20:40 PM EDT

[#26]

This shit is awesome

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:24:45 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
turtle sand box had me laughing so hard i had to put away the computer and let out the laughs. great find man. +1 internets to you

Fuck me, "Turtle Sandbox" had me crying.

Gotta love random.

"...would you be interested in my sandbox for your crippled body to relax in?"

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:26:58 PM EDT

[#28]

fucking awesome!

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:56:46 PM EDT

[#29]

That is an awesome site. I can't stop laughing. That shaniquia chronicles is fucking great.

Posted: 6/16/2009 9:57:12 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

FUCKING FUNNY

Read buy my wifes car

"go back to making sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous cunt."

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:02:50 PM EDT

[#31]

Timmy Tucker. Fucking Jam Band hippie.

Very funny though.

Posted: 6/16/2009 10:43:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:10:25 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

FUCKING FUNNY

Read buy my wifes car

HO

LE

SHIT!

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:19:53 PM EDT

[#34]

I've skipped clicking on this thread all night.

Fuck. Just when I think I'm ready to hit the sack.

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:30:51 PM EDT

[#35]

From Timmy Tucker to **********@***********.org

RE: Air Hockey Table

Hello,

I saw your ad for an air hockey table and had a question about it. My
girlfriend tells me has always wanted to have sex on an air hockey
table. Before I shell out $150 for this, I just wanted to know if sex
on an air hockey table is practical and/or really even worth it. I told
her if she wanted air blowing on her we could just lay on a window fan,
but she is insisting that I get an air hockey table. What do you think?

Tim

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me

Dont think it is as sturdy as my pool table but you two can c0ome try it out and let me know

From Timmy Tucker to **********@yahoo.com

Great. I'll let my girlfriend know. Will we have privacy, or are you going to be there to make sure we don't break it?

From ***********@yahoo.com to Me

I will be there for support and help but very private

Posted: 6/16/2009 11:51:14 PM EDT

[#36]

That IS some funny stuff there!

BIGGER_HAMMER

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:48:42 AM EDT

[#37]

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:55:03 AM EDT

[#38]

FUCKING AWESOME SITE!!

Posted: 6/17/2009 7:58:28 AM EDT

[#39]

lol...this is good stuff!

Posted: 6/17/2009 8:25:47 AM EDT

[#40]

Kittens for my Tiger

Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01

Original ad:

litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.

From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure
they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a
time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict
diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this
litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take
good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

Posted: 6/17/2009 8:50:31 AM EDT

[#41]

I pull this type of shit when I try and sell something on CL and get replies from Nigerian scammers, you'd be suprised what you can talk the fuckers into doing if they really believe it will help them scam you....