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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? |
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"Enlarge female's breast obviously : Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES! According to the company, this "micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable" Magic Massage Bra will do all these things: • Make breast up. () • Dredge breast glands. () • Eliminate blood stasis. • Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid () • Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. • If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion. () http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/Eyesofsilver/magic-massage-bra.png I was thinking I needed to pick one of these up for the gf. Then I saw this part and thought that if this is the key, I'll just try my own balls first. |
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Massaging breasts makes the grow larger?????? Ah fuck, I can do that for free.
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For all you woman out there who want one of these bras but cannot afford it, im willing to sit there all night while you sleep and massage your breasts to make them bigger. that way when you finally have children you'll have big healthy breasts for them to feed on. Let me massage your breasts all night............do it for the children. |
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No one is going to get any work done wearing these things.
I wonder how much noise they make? The bzzzz-buzzzz could be very distracting to male co-workers. |
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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? |
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Eh, forget it... Doesn't work. If massage increased breast size, my wife would look like Dolly Parton by now.
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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? |
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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? Someone else's jock?!? Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? Both? |
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I was imagining a pair of OD army glove liners hot glued onto a bikini top.
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Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on.
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Quoted: Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on. Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you? |
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Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on. Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you? Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on. Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you? Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop. Do you prefer a Johnson or Evinrude? |
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And a cinder block and some paracord will enlarge your penis......Bullshit is bullshit.....
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Quoted: And a cinder block and some paracord will enlarge your penis......Bullshit is bullshit..... This doesn't work? Uh oh.... Anyone looking to buy a cinder block and sum para cord? |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Cripes, I'd be having orgasms all day long with that thing on. Fascinating. Does motorboating work on you? Just thinking about motorboating works on me. Stop. This thread just got real interesting! |
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Massaging hasn't worked on anything I got.... Your trying hard enough. There must be callusses involved |
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So how do i become a full service Magic Bra repair man. Now that would be a hell of job! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. |
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Quoted: That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. Just the nips. But a successful baby batter injection works very well in boobage enhancements. Takes 5 months but certain. |
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that... |
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Everyone knows that is not the answer. If you want to increase breast size you must use sharmin. Rub breast daily with sharmin to increase size. That is all you have too do.
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that... She was trying to entice you to suck hers? |
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that... She was trying to entice you to suck hers? No, her daughter had inverted nipples and she was trying to avoid surgery costs. |
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. My ex-girlfriends mom used to tell me that... She was trying to entice you to suck hers? No, her daughter had inverted nipples and she was trying to avoid surgery costs. LOL... Never had someone's mother trying to get me to suck her daughters nipples. Then again... never needed to be asked... |
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i could just as easily do that with my hands for free You talking about the bra or the jock? |
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I say we must do field tests to be sure! Anyone seen conservativeblkfem around??????
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Quoted: I say we must do field tests to be sure! Anyone seen conservativeblkfem around?????? She is around. We were tag-teaming a libtard last night. |
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That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's suction that makes them grow. Just the nips. But a successful baby batter injection works very well in boobage enhancements. Takes 5 months but certain. No, no it doesn't. We saw results very very quickly. |
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How does it work on man boobs? I nominate you to find out and report back. |
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