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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:55:54 AM EDT


























A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic
water


mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear
the


sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.





When you
pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience


the scent of
fresh mown hay.





In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks


with onions.





When you approach the egg case, you hear
hens cluck and cackle, and


the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying....





The bread department features the tantalizing
smell of fresh baked


bread and cookies.





I don't buy toilet paper
there any more.





 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:58:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


 



Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:31:20 AM EDT
[#2]
Life is good!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 6:35:04 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:21:36 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


 



Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s


I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.

Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:02:24 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:22:24 AM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:













A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water

mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the

sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.



When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience

the scent of fresh mown hay.



In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks

with onions.



When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and

the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....



The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked

bread and cookies.



I don't buy toilet paper there any more.





 






Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?



eta- /s





I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.



Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.






You are more perceptive than others it seems!






 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:03:48 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


A new supermarket opened in Albany, LA. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the
sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying....

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.


 



Why in the hell would they fuck up bacon smells with turd smells?

eta- /s


I'd take a shot in the dark that this might have been a joke.

Wouldn't bet the farm, but I tend to have an intuition on such things.





Your sense of sarcasm is strong
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