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Posted: 6/15/2009 8:21:28 PM EDT
Go ahead, ask. See if I give a shit.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:22:27 PM EDT
[#1]
I could care less!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:22:37 PM EDT
[#2]
How do you feel about the health and safety of your family?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:23:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Why does your Mother do that?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:23:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Do you enjoy chewing the ice of your drinks that are cooled via ice cubes?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:23:37 PM EDT
[#5]


How would you feel if you walked into a gang bang staring your wife?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:23:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Tucked or Untucked??
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:24:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
How do you feel about the health and safety of your family?


That's all insured. Not my financial problem. The psycological part I can handle without a problem.


Next!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:24:46 PM EDT
[#8]
will you have a contest, that i can win, so i can have a team membership?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:25:22 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Why does your Mother do that?


Mom died in 1992. Were you even alive then?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:26:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Do you enjoy chewing the ice of your drinks that are cooled via ice cubes?


Who the fuck cares about ice, except earth lovers and polar bears?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:26:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
How would you feel if you walked into a gang bang staring your wife?




NEXT!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:27:21 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Tucked or Untucked??


Either. I tuck left, you may tick right. I really don't give a shit.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:27:53 PM EDT
[#13]
I was going to ask if you are going to not reply in the thread because you don't give a crap but obviously you do give a crap.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:27:57 PM EDT
[#14]




Quoted:



Quoted:



How would you feel if you walked into a gang bang staring your wife?









NEXT!







Hmmm.  Maybe starting to give a fuck!?!?!?! LOL
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:33:00 PM EDT
[#15]
simpsons did it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:34:37 PM EDT
[#16]
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I was going to ask if you are going to not reply in the thread because you don't give a crap but obviously you do give a crap.


And you would be incorrect. I do NOT give a shit what you think.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:38:02 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
How would you feel if you walked into a gang bang staring your wife?




NEXT!



Hmmm.  Maybe starting to give a fuck!?!?!?! LOL



Could not happen. Her pussy sealed up sometime late last year, despite my attempts, after 30 some years of marriage. I need some kind of excavation tool to gain entry.


ETA: I don't give a shit though, because I have a few days a week alone, and can jerk off all I want. At least two or three times a week!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:39:04 PM EDT
[#18]
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:39:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


6!

ETA: Other than you and other Monty Python queers, who gives a shit?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:40:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Woman beaters??????????
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:40:32 PM EDT
[#21]
Who gives a flying donkey fart about you not giving a shit
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:42:26 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Woman beaters??????????


That's not even a sentence, with a question mark at the end. What the fuck do you want to know?

Questions are not that difficult.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:43:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Who gives a flying donkey fart about you not giving a shit


Evidently, you do, though I don't gi ve a shit if you do or not.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:44:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:44:30 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


6!

ETA: Other than you and other Monty Python queers, who gives a shit?


I do, its a legitimate question
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:45:09 PM EDT
[#26]
Poser! You obvously give enough of a shit that you took time to answer the questions!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:47:08 PM EDT
[#27]
do you need a hug?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:48:32 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Woman beaters??????????


That's not even a sentence, with a question mark at the end. What the fuck do you want to know?

Questions are not that difficult.



Sorry, what is your position on men who beat women?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:49:19 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Go ahead, ask. See if I give a shit.


Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:50:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


6!

ETA: Other than you and other Monty Python queers, who gives a shit?


I do, its a legitimate question



See the "6!"

That is the answer.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:50:40 PM EDT
[#31]
this thread is an oxymoron.

no one cares about your apathy.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:51:45 PM EDT
[#32]
Will karma bite the ass of the prick that scratched my wife's new car?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:52:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Fuck you!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:52:19 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Go ahead, ask. See if I give a shit.


Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?



Two answers, neither of which I can change or give a shit about: Parents and teachers. I did have several great years of sex with a parent/teacher though.

But she is no longer here, so I don't give a shit.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:52:54 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
this thread is an oxymoron.

no one cares about your apathy.


Nor do I!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:54:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Woman beaters??????????


That's not even a sentence, with a question mark at the end. What the fuck do you want to know?

Questions are not that difficult.



Sorry, what is your position on men who beat women?



For what?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:55:40 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
do you need a hug?



Nope, no hug needed. A blow job would be welcome though. Got one?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:57:01 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Will karma bite the ass of the prick that scratched my wife's new car?



Pffft. Who gives a shit?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:58:22 PM EDT
[#39]
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 8:59:28 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


A: Hey! HEY!!! Look at me!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:00:30 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm your real dad, and your wife is your mom.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:01:21 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


I posed an interrogitive statement, to which I  must respond, since I proposed such statement. Otherwise, I wouldn't give a shit.

Do you understand my response to your interrogitive?

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:01:25 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
do you need a hug?



Nope, no hug needed. A blow job would be welcome though. Got one?



yep, got one from your wife
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:02:17 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


I posed an interrogitive statement, to which I  must respond, since I proposed such statement. Otherwise, I wouldn't give a shit.

Do you understand my response to your interrogitive?




Absolutely. Your shit is understood
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:02:26 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


A: Hey! HEY!!! Look at me!


Who gives a shit about you? I don't!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:03:42 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
I'm your real dad, and your wife is your mom.


That would be cool, if you weren't already dead. I don't believe in ghosts, so I don't give a shit.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:05:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
do you need a hug?



Nope, no hug needed. A blow job would be welcome though. Got one?



yep, got one from your wife



HAHAHAHAH.  You, Sir, Are a Liar!

eta: I don't give a shit though, even if you are a liar. I've known some great, fun guys that couldn't help lying.


ETA v1.1: I know she didn't blow you, cuz she's still breathing. She acts like she's choking to death when I push it down her throat, so you must be tiny.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:07:38 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


A: Hey! HEY!!! Look at me!


Who gives a shit about you? I don't!



Aparantly someone gives a shit about my post
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:11:53 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
How can you not give a shit about anything but yet give a shit about this thread enough to answer peoples questions about whether or not you give a shit?


A: Hey! HEY!!! Look at me!


Who gives a shit about you? I don't!



Aparantly someone gives a shit about my post



I was being nice, since you can't spell. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit about your post. And I started the not giving a shit about your post.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 9:20:05 PM EDT
[#50]

I think Obama is dreamy. I've contacted my congressman with an idea to mandate Obama's picture in every classroom so students can say a pledge to him in the morning and reflect on it all day. It's being introduced with co-sponsors next session.
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