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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:18:27 PM EDT
Discuss.

Comfort Wipe

VIDEO.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:41:40 PM EDT
[#1]
Needs batteries, a light, a compass, and a GPS.  
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:44:17 PM EDT
[#2]
That seems like it would be awkward as hell. I just can't seeing it being a better way.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:46:23 PM EDT
[#3]
whats the advantage of being fat?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:49:38 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm sure it'll sell in vast quantities.

wish I had thought of it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:51:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't those really fat people crap in the bathtub?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:53:51 PM EDT
[#6]
I guess it beats a buffer wheel mounted on the wall.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:56:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Tag for ensuing hilarity.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 4:56:28 PM EDT
[#8]
When I woke up this morning, I had 2 things left on my list to see before I could say "Now I've seen everything.":

Device to allow ass-wiping from a distance of 18".
Man eating his own head.

One down, one to go.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:06:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Obviously this is an intermediate development step to the three seashells...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:12:09 PM EDT
[#10]
"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages...and its disadvantages."



wtf
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:33 PM EDT
[#11]
D to the U to the P to the E    
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:21:18 PM EDT
[#12]
I'll still use the wad and hand
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:22:02 PM EDT
[#13]
"helps me maintain my dignity"...yet she is on a freaking ass wiper commercial.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:26:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Does it come in Olive drab?

needs a rail. can't mount shit on that thing!

...oh....wait
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:28:35 PM EDT
[#15]
I think my accuracy would fall dramatically with that thing.  I also don't think I'd be able to dig in there like I need to.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:38:38 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Obviously this is an intermediate development step to the three seashells...


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:47:09 PM EDT
[#17]
If it was painted flat black and had a rail on it, 90% of the folks on this site would buy it.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:49:00 PM EDT
[#18]
Fail 100%
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:55:55 PM EDT
[#19]
not interested unless billy is selling it
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:58:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Gee, we were potty-training the 2 (now 3) year old and I had to wipe his ass - fun times.  There were these cool things called FLUSHABLE WIPES... saw a pack at my 60+ year old parents' house that were considered "comfort wipes" or something similar.  Now, all shits are taken in the potty-training bathroom just in case there might be a mess.... or multiples shits.  It's amazing what one or two wet-wipes can do to clean up a man-sized mess.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:00:25 PM EDT
[#21]
Russian-Soviet method is better.
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