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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:32:03 PM EDT
I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day. So this morning there are about 15 people standing in a circle next to a lake and the local Biologist told us we would be sexing geese, I just fucking lost it almost rolling on the ground laughing so hard. I had 14 people looking at me like I was a retard. 
I wanted to tell them why I was laughing, I really did. But they already thought I was enough of a retard, so I let it go. I'll tell ya what though, I found that after you catch them (you hold them by their wing roots) if you tuck their head up under their wing to where they cant see anything, they'll stop squaking and fighting with you. I couldnt help but think..."Yeah, I bet if you had their head down in a drawer they would calm down. Arfcom has warped me. (And my sincere apologies to you know who, I shouldnt have brought it up again but this was just too damn funny.) |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:34:18 PM EDT
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Sexing geese.....how very arfcommy.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:36:49 PM EDT
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This is something you can't un-remember. Kalahnikid's experience with "sexing geese."
I see epicness in 3...2...1
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:37:36 PM EDT
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IBDK_Prof
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:38:36 PM EDT
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No drawers? 6/10
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:39:21 PM EDT
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DK prof has robbed me of my innocence.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:39:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:40:53 PM EDT
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I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day. This was were I started laughing. IBDK
Needs more dresser! |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:41:24 PM EDT
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Small tool?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:41:58 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day. This was were I started laughing. IBDK
Needs more dresser! What? Special Goose Day? 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:42:50 PM EDT
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The-Flying-Dutchman
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:43:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day. This was were I started laughing. IBDK
Needs more dresser! Yup!
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:43:51 PM EDT
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Hey, Some people juggle geese..... OMG they make a shirt......... 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:47:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:49:04 PM EDT
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Well, did you get to ruffle a couple feathers that day?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:50:40 PM EDT
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I spent my morning sexing geese Isn't that against the law 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:55:54 PM EDT
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Did you get to be the boy or the girl?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:57:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:52:54 PM EDT
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Was it good for you?
When I was a kid, I helped our local Ducks Unlimited chapter round up geese a couple of summers. I didn't play with their hoohoo dillys though, I just helped catch em. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:55:08 PM EDT
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Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:58:14 PM EDT
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Biologists are perverts. Were they danes?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:03:06 PM EDT
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Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this. Were you his partner |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:18:01 PM EDT
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In on one...
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:20:59 PM EDT
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Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this. It's only because we love you, but in a way that doesn't involve a dresser.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:23:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:23:27 PM EDT
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Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this. You knew it was bound to happen sooner or later. 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:25:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:26:03 PM EDT
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Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this. Quoting you is the fun part. 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:31:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:37:02 PM EDT
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in on one
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:41:54 PM EDT
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Mr. Rowe?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:53:09 PM EDT
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Biologists are perverts. Were they danes? Probably, they all got poop on them. (scat play enthusiasts)
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:55:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:39:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn you beat me to it. so i'll just leave this here.  |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:40:39 PM EDT
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didnt dirty jobs do something like this?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:41:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: didnt dirty jobs do something like this? broken your avatar is perfect for this thread. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:43:27 PM EDT
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No drawers? 6/10 Exactly what i was thinking. Did said conduct involve drawers? |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:44:11 PM EDT
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Since it bears repeating...
Artists conception of the result of unholy fowl sex....   "You want to put my head in a drawer and stick your what in my where? That's what I thought you said... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"  HELP!!! HELP!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:44:48 PM EDT
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Goosing geese.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:47:05 PM EDT
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I don't guess ribbed condoms would apply in this situation, would they? |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:39:14 AM EDT
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To the Goosemobile!
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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:44:23 AM EDT
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Can't blame you –– I would have slipped into hysterics, too.
_MaH |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 5:53:53 AM EDT
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LOL. Been there, done that. Some of the big ganders will give you a workout before you get ahold of them good.
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:07:55 AM EDT
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Pretty sure we have heard this one before.
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:23:12 AM EDT
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Yay!
I was wondering when I could use this again.  |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:25:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:27:34 AM EDT
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Did any of them yell something that sounded like "aflac"?
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:43:34 AM EDT
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Jeebus...
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:45:54 AM EDT
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I prefer to eat them, but maybe that's just me.
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:46:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:50:11 AM EDT
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Wow!
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