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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:13:40 PM EDT
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This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:15:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Nice work.  |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:16:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:17:15 PM EDT
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If only she had said no 10 years ago!
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:17:52 PM EDT
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I wish I could fart whenever I wanted. I'd learn to play the national anthem, and maybe "Freebird."
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:18:20 PM EDT
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"Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end."  |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:18:33 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Nice work.
I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:18:52 PM EDT
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If only she had said no 10 years ago! Falls under the old "be careful what you wish for" doesn't it 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:19:52 PM EDT
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LOL.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:20:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:23:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:26:01 PM EDT
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Once upon a time, there was a guy named "OP", He asked this chick out she turned him down and he got severly depressed. Posted his shortcomings on a gun forum and everyone realized he was a loser...
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:26:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:27:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom. Unfortunately the Arfcom version is longer... much longer... And diverts from the above tale because the girl says 'yes' to our hero... Sadly from there the story devolves into an 87 page thread in GD with at least 3 truly inspired mspaints, every known pilot ejection photo plus the required Paco "How to deal with women" cartoon... |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:38:47 PM EDT
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Have you been spying on me?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:40:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:40:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom. Unfortunately the Arfcom version is longer... much longer... And diverts from the above tale because the girl says 'yes' to our hero... Sadly from there the story devolves into an 87 page thread in GD with at least 3 truly inspired mspaints, every known pilot ejection photo plus the required Paco "How to deal with women" cartoon...
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:44:42 PM EDT
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Alternately:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him). The end  |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:54:41 PM EDT
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Alternately: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him). The end
That's a great tale. Providence is a great thing, isn't it? 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:58:39 PM EDT
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If only she had said no 10 years ago! If I had shot her when I met her, I'd be making parole about now
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:03:24 PM EDT
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I approve of this fairytale.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:07:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: ... Providence is a great thing, isn't it? Amen. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:12:42 PM EDT
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Alternately: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him). The end
I know it's just a fairy tale, but you could at least try to make it believable...
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:24:57 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Alternately: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him). The end
I know it's just a fairy tale, but you could at least try to make it believable...
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:26:45 PM EDT
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That is the long version.
The original short version was "she said no, and he lived happily ever after". |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:32:01 PM EDT
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Win
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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:46:36 PM EDT
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This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom. +1 |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:13:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 7:44:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: I know it's just a fairy tale, but you could at least try to make it believable... You can believe it or not, but that is my life in a nutshell. I am truly blessed well beyond anything I deserve. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 8:05:06 PM EDT
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Once upon a time a guy jacked his dick so much his carpet looked like an ice rink.........fuckin wesson oil bottles all over the place.....
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Posted: 6/15/2009 8:29:38 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end Nice work.
I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email
you do realize that 99% of chain mail is proved false. check snopes |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 11:51:08 AM EDT
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end Nice work.
I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email
you do realize that 99% of chain mail is proved false. check snopes |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 11:53:59 AM EDT
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There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"
The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces. So, they kicked his ass. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 11:54:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 11:56:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Alternately: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him). The end That's a great tale. Providence is a great thing, isn't it? I like this story more. |
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:04:36 PM EDT
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My life story, with the girl saying no that is!!
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:07:58 PM EDT
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Once upon a time, there was a guy named "OP", He asked this chick out she turned him down and he got severly depressed. Posted his shortcomings on a gun forum and everyone realized he was a loser... 
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:08:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:10:23 PM EDT
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I clicked on this thread hoping for nude midget pics.
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Posted: 6/16/2009 12:10:25 PM EDT
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end And had a well muscled right arm compared to an atrophied left arm, and his dick kinda went up and to the right from repeated polishing
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