It may take a lustrum to decide this point.
If a wink is a measure of time is a nudge a measure of distance; as in wink-wink-nudge-nudge?
If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how many eggs will 3 hens lay in a week?
If my uncle wore a dress would he become my aunt?
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
Where , oh where has my little dog gone? Oh, where, oh where can he be?
I am always here unless I'm somewhere else. If I come looking for myself and I'm not here please make me take a chair and await my return.
Have you ever noticed that people die in alphabetical order? Don't believe me? Read today's obit section and you'll see. All you need to do to live forever is to get up early in the morning, read the daily obit section and if you are not in it go to work. If your name comes up go back to bed and hide under the covers until tomorrow and everything will be all better!