1) Your child wants shoes with C4 in them instead of those stupid flashing lights!

2) When your child is required to write a paper on his/her hero, selects the shoe bomber or that American Talaban guy.

3) Wants a Jihad Joe Action figure for Christmas.

4) Your child is actially able to find Meca on a map.

5) Your child replaces his posters with posters of 40 black-eyed virgens compleatly covered except for their eyes and showing a little forehead.

6) Your child stops taking baths.

7) At dinner your child starts praying to a different god then the rest of your family.

8) Three times a day, he faces Meca and prays for the destruction of the Great Satan (and he is not refering to Jerry Fallwell!)

9) On September eleventh, bought marsh mellows and took a road trip with Muslem friends to New York. (I hope I'm not hitting a nerve with this last one. Please don't take it the wrong way.)

10) Your child got a full scollership to terrorist school. (Yes, this one is from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno!)

Please excuse my bad spelling.

intstead of playboy all the magazines are playgoat.

This is what my son wanted for Christmas. Should I be worrying yet?

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When your child knows "Mecca" is spelled with two "c"'s

He starts hanging up pictures of camels in his room instead of Britney Spears.