As a footnote to the J.D. Cooper escapade:
The Darwin Awards tells of a Cooper wannabe, named Augusto, who in tried to mimic his hero a couple of years ago –
Boarding a plane at Davao (somewhere in the Phlippines) – where security was not too tight – Augusto took his carry-on luggage containing a pistol, hand grenade, a homemade parchute, ski-mask and scuba goggles aboar an airliner.
After gaining altitude, Augusto donned the ski-mask and scuba goggles and with pistol and grenade in-hand, demanded the plane reroute to Manila. The crew lied and told him there was insufficient fuel, so Augusto collected an estimated $25,000 from the passengers and then ordered the fuselage depressured; the altitude be dropped to 6,500ft and a fuselage door opened – this was done.
He had some difficulty getting out of the door what with the wind and his homemade parachute and loot, however he enlisted the help of a stewardess who helped push him to the brink. As he exited, Augusto pulled the pin and tossed it back into the fuselage, while retaining hold of the grenade itself.
The authorities did eventually discover his remains – most of which was below ground level. The efficacy of his parachute design remains a mystery, while his degree of intelligence is not in dispute.