More wisdom from George Carlin:

>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD
>
>Well, it's shit........That's
>right, shit!
>
>Shit may just be the most
>functional word in the English
>language.
>
>Consider this:
>
>You can be shit faced,
>Shit out of luck,
>Or have shit for brains.
>
>With a little effort, you can get
>your shit together,
>Find a place for your shit
>Or decide to shit or get off the
>pot.
>
>You can smoke shit,
>Buy shit, sell shit,
>Lose shit, find shit,
>Forget shit,
>And tell others to eat shit and
>die.
>
>Some people know their shit,
>While others can't tell the
>difference between shit and
>shineola.
>
>There are lucky shits,
>Dumb shits,
>Crazy shits,
>And sweet shits.
>
>There is bull shit,
>Horse shit
>And chicken shit.
>
>You can throw shit,
>Sling shit,
>Catch shit,
>Shoot the shit,
>Or duck when shit hits the fan.
>
>You can give a shit
>Or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit
>Or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
>Some days are colder than shit,
>Some days are hotter than shit,
>And some days are just plain
>shitty.
>
>Some music sounds like shit,
>Things can look like shit,
>And there are times when you feel
>like shit.
>
>You can have too much shit,
>Not enough shit,
>The right shit,
>The wrong shit
>Or a lot of weird shit.
>
>You can carry shit,
>Have a mountain of shit,
>Or find yourself up shit creek
>without a paddle.
>
>Sometimes everything you touch
>turns to shit,
>And other times you fall in a
>bucket of shit and come out
>smelling like a rose.
>
>When you stop to consider all the
>facts,
>It's the basic building block of
>creation.
>
>And remember, once you know your
>shit,
>You don't need to know anything
>else!

perhaps we should ask the Grammer Nazi.

Garandman Which is the most functional?

tbs [:D]