You may be a victim of Organized Stalking if:

-You sense you are being watched and followed everywhere you go.
-You notice consistently rude behavior from people you don't know for no apparent reason.
-You hear excerpts from conversations you had in the privacy of your home coming from people around you.
-You feel that those around you have access to your thoughts. (see *1, *2, below for documentation of this)    
-Your relationships and friendships all become distant or strained for no apparent reason.
-You have problems on the job where groups of people are plotting to have you terminated.
-Your business deals consistently fall through for no apparent reason.
-You experience vandalism on a regular basis.
-You notice that your things are not in the same place you left them when you left home or some small items may be missing.
-You experience frequent car repairs.
-You experience frequent appliance or electronic malfunctions.

Quoted:
I am not that interesting.  Not only am I not being electronically spied upon, but....

1. I've never had Mormons knock on my door,
2.  I am invisible to Jehovah's Witnesses,
3. I've  never been approached by MLM cultists,
4.  I'm passed on by magazine sales teams,
5.  I get very little junk mail, and
6.  The NRA stopped sending me emergency letters.