Let's just say that I have been very nice to the neighborhood cats for the last 6 months.  I don't run them over, and I don't let my dog eat them.  All fine until one of the little shits attacked my dog and I last week.  

Since then, I have deployed many techniques to decimate their population, and have decided that I must use poison.  You see, noise rules out firearms, and I can't brandish my nice big airguns outside for fear of scaring the soccer moms.  Poison is my only alternative- so someone please tell me what to buy, and how to deploy it!  I will post pics of the dead little bastards if it works!!!

one word,

ANTIFREEZE!!

they love the shit and it loves them!! Be sure your pets can not get near any of it though, or they can end up a friendly fire casualty.

[beer]