Am I going to die, or what?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Am I going to die, or what?

Posted: 1/12/2002 6:49:50 PM EDT

I ate two big pieces of focaccia bread without realizing they were moldy! Should I start writing my will tonight, before I go into a coma?

Posted: 1/12/2002 6:51:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Dibs on yer stuff! [:D]

Posted: 1/12/2002 6:53:26 PM EDT

[#2]

At least you wont have to take antibiotics for anthrax now.

Posted: 1/12/2002 6:57:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Man, make light of this if you will, but there's nothing worse than hugging the toilet in the middle of the night!

Make all the fun you want! ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA [BD][:X*][puke]

Edit to add, "dibs" my ass! With friends like yous guys, who needs enemies!

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:03:37 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Man, make light of this if you will, but there's nothing worse than hugging the toilet in the middle of the night!

Make all the fun you want! ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA [BD][:X*][puke]

Edit to add, "dibs" my ass! With friends like yous guys, who needs enemies!

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Who needs enemies when you've got yourself? [:D]

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:13:30 PM EDT

[#5]

You'll be fine.

I went through this same thing a couple of months ago. I was having a sandwich for lunch at a friend of mines house when he says to me, he says "You didn't eat the moldy bread did you?". What a dumbass. I can't believe he hadn't thrown it out already.

Anyway, I looked and realized I had just had two sandwichs with the moldy bread (I didn't notice because I was eating it with my wifes wonderful egg salad, it's just THAT good).

So I called up my wife freaking out asking her if I was going to die. She assured me I wasn't and that I probably wasn't going to even get sick. I didn't believe her and sweated it all day, thinking I was going to start throwing up and die in a coma.

Niether happened. Didn't even feel queasy.

I think you'll be fine.

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:18:13 PM EDT

[#6]

A little mold never hurt anybody[X]

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:20:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Jeeesh... Some people will do any thing to get a free dose of Penicillin (sp)

Yes you will die... one day.

.

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:20:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Should I start writing my will tonight, before I go into a coma?

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I duno,,,
Ed Avila is the [size=5][b]REAL OLD[/b][/size=5] bread expert around here!
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:20:50 PM EDT

[#9]

IIRC, some town in medieval France went temporarily bonkers one day. Turned out that the town's bread supply had been tainted by a mold (ergot) that produced chemicals with an LSD-like effect.

Maybe this is a bad time to bring this up. Sorry.

Most of the affected recovered, I think.

Posted: 1/12/2002 7:21:14 PM EDT

[#10]

I think you have more to worry about if you inhaled the mold spores than if you ate them. I've heard of some nasty respiratory infections from inhaled spores.

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Posted: 1/12/2002 7:54:20 PM EDT

[#11]

the ailment raf is describing is

ergot poisoning

that type of poisoning can happen when one eats infected rye grain not just the baked bread its self.

there was also a documented case around 1946 is some small town in france. Also Im pretty sure there was a case in here in the states around the 1600's too.

if you start seeing blood drip from the walls and snakes in your bed while convulsing and twitching at the same time your pretty much toast.

i got dibs on your stuff too [;D]

raf how bout a game of rock paper sissors
{after he croacks of corse. its not right diddy up his stuff untill he's been snuffed}

Posted: 1/12/2002 8:06:01 PM EDT

[#12]

one time, at camp, i ate some moldy bread, and you know what? i died....

Posted: 1/12/2002 9:17:49 PM EDT

[#13]

Post from mattja -

With friends like yous guys, who needs enemies!

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Considering what has just occurred, the correct phrase should have been:

'With friends like you guys, who needs [u]enemas[/u]?'

Eric The(PhraseTurning)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 1/12/2002 9:22:24 PM EDT

[#14]

Don't worry you'll be fine.
I eat expensive moldy cheese all the time...

Posted: 1/12/2002 9:43:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Everyone dies, some sooner than others.

Posted: 1/12/2002 9:47:25 PM EDT

[#16]

Yes, Mattja, you're going to die (eventually). The question is, "Are you going to die alone"?

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Posted: 1/12/2002 9:48:19 PM EDT

[#17]

dont worry you wont die ........Yet
first you will stuck on the toilet for hours shooting flames out yer @ss, and THEN you will die.

now dont be embarrassed, if its good enough for Elvis then its good enough for YOU.

Posted: 1/12/2002 10:12:12 PM EDT

[#18]

This is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen yet. Seriously though, you're more likely to be killed by Ted Kennedy's car than some moldy focaccia.

On the other hand, I heard recently that the death rate in America is 100%. If you get a chance, could you post a list of items that will be in the estate sale? [:)]

I wish you a comfortable and restful night!

Posted: 1/12/2002 10:29:06 PM EDT

[#19]

The Goddamm Taliban eat dirt and insects all day and night and they live, your worried about a little mold? [:D]

Posted: 1/13/2002 1:38:09 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
IIRC, some town in medieval France went temporarily bonkers one day. Turned out that the town's bread supply had been tainted by a mold (ergot) that produced chemicals with an LSD-like effect.

Maybe this is a bad time to bring this up. Sorry.

Most of the affected recovered, I think.

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LMAO

Posted: 1/13/2002 2:21:00 AM EDT

[#21]

The hallucinogenic effects of "Ergot Poisoning" were supposedly the cause of most of the bizarre behavior in Europe and the states way back when, ie..inquisitions,witch hunts,etc.

Happy Trails....[whacko]

Posted: 1/13/2002 2:22:04 AM EDT

[#22]

Mattja,
I asked this question once and these were the responses. It's pretty disturbing!

You might have to register as a member to read my post but it's worth it if you want to live!!!
[url]http://www.dssunderground.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nobsarea&Number=144825&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1[/url]

Here is a sample:

If your eating of moldy bread is unintentional, all will be fine. However if you intentionally ingested the moldy bread, I would be contacting my physician immediately!!!

Mold spores can be detrimental to your health. They can cause nausea, diarehhia, and vomiting in extreme cases. Furthermore, the introduction of bacteria/mold spores into the gastrointestinal/urinary tract can lead to certain unintentional consequences such as yeast infections in the groin area as well as stools that omit an unusually extreme foul odor(over and above the usual odor). I suggest you seek professional medical advice immediately! If you are shy about seeing a physician, some yogurt tablets and/or penecillin substitutes can be found at your local health food store! I hope this helps!

Dr. Animal_Mother

The most notable characteristics of a full-blown infection are a foul smelling cheesy-like substance around the glans penis and also on either side of the scrotum in the area where you get chaffing from your underwear. That is if you are male. If you are female the cheese-like substance is not visible, but the odor and a feeling of "uncomfort" exists. If you find these manifestions, seek immediate medical help!!! Further neglect of this condition could result in a UTI(Urinary Tract Infection)which is very serious and if left untreated can result in reproductive problems in both sexes. This UTI WILL require treatment with penecillin!

Dr. Animal_Mother

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