LOL!
"I have slap rounds which are armor piercing... er slap rounds are [b]'Special Lubricated Armor Piercing'[/b]..."
I thought SLAP rounds were "Saboted Light Armor Penetrator" rounds. Who were these idiots on the phone?!?
And this? WTF is this and how is it "damning" to the .50?
"Agent: Good. You know, I'm very happy to see that we'll be able to do business here, because, I'm a little bit concerned, because here on the East Coast when you go to buy ammunition—these large, heavy-duty .50 cal—they ask a lot of questions.
Dealer: Oh.
Agent: And I don't like people asking me questions why I want this ammunition.
Dealer: Well, see, they use them out here for hunting.
Agent: Um huh. Well, you could say I'm going to be using this for hunting also, but just hunting of a different kind.
Dealer: (laughing) As long as it's noth-nothing illegal.
Agent: Well, I wouldn't consider it illegal.
Dealer: Okay. Alright."
Maybe Waxman should actually try to do something WORTHWHILE while he's in the House?
-Gloftoe