I just walked into the dorm community bathroom on my floor and the floor is covered in water and running out into the hall. Now my feet are all wet and Im wide awake because someone thought it would be funny to duct tape the drains and turn on all the showers

If it's funny they want, take a dump in the hallways or stairwells from time to time. Nothing like a phantom shitter to stir things up.

didnt you get the memo?

college is for beer, pizza, stds, regrets and doing stupid shit

oh and embracing communism because professor said so

Pfft! What a feeble attempt at pranking.

No Fishing line tied in hundreds of places? (I call that the human spider)
No buckets of ice in the stall while doing your business?
No buttered tile floors? ( A personal favorite, PAM works too)
No Fire Extinguisher when walking out in a towel? (The high pressure water one works best)
No 2 part epoxy in shampoo and conditioner bottles?

Obviously whoever is in your dorm is lacking in pranking skills, your room should have been a secondary target while team 1 was working you in the Bathroom.

Welcome to college life, enjoy it.

Kid got his ass kicked for being a phantom shitter my freshman year.

I did that

Need some stronger line though

Apparently he failed at the "phantom" in phantom shitter then didn't he.